Does Hillary Clinton have a little secret, as in a penis? No, of course not, but that didn't stop Indiana labor leader Paul Gipson from declaring the presidential candidate has the "testicular fortitude" to command the country:

While defending Bill Clinton’s role in the passage of NAFTA, Paul Gipson, president of a steelworkers local, said that union members need to look forward, and support a leader who can work to amend and improve provisions in the trade agreement.

“I truly believe that that’s going to take an individual that has testicular fortitude,” he said. “That’s exactly right. That’s what we gotta have.”

Clinton, standing behind Gipson, smiled sheepishly before breaking into a nervous laugh. Gipson continued by slamming unnamed “Gucci-wearing, latte-drinking, self-centered, egotistical people that have damaged our lifestyle,” before endorsing and introducing Clinton.

Clinton, of course, doesn't drink lattes. She can't even operate a gas station coffee maker! Such things are women's work, after all.

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