How Can Everyone Remain Law-Abiding Citizens Amid The Social Anarchy Of Gay Marriage?

As role models and ambassadors for the rest of queerdom, newly married ‘mos should learn how to reform from their old ways of skankweaselry and become decent, respectable, law-abiding citizens of the U.S. and Britain (which are basically the same place except with different accents). You other queers living in sin without the sanctity of marriage to purify you should watch this video as well, at least until they create a soap to wash away your inequity.

And don’t forget to view this animator’s instructional cartoons about dastardly bisexuals and the perils of lesbianity

Via Joe.My.God.