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Parks And Rec‘s Adam Scott: Sex Toys Ought To Be Modeled On Channing Tatum’s Ass

Adam Scott might be married with two kids, but that doesn’t mean he can’t have a healthy fascination with the male body.

Especially when that male body happens to belong to the impeccably built Channing Tatum.

“That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory,” Scott said of Tatum to Details. “If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass.”

Er, those kind of exist already, Adam. But perhaps after Channing Tatum bares (almost) all for his upcoming stripper flick Magic Mike, sex toy manufacturers will have enough of a model to work off of.

And, in case his sexuality was coming into question, the Parks And Rec actor quickly apologized: “Sorry for everything I just said.”

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