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“Penis Advantage” Promises To Increase Your Girth With “Highly Secret” Exercises… Or Something

We recently stumbled across Penis Advantage, an online company dedicated to helping men naturally increase the length and girth of their penises, as well as help them achieve more powerful orgasms, restore foreskin, and “make women ‘gasp’ when they see how HUGE you are!”

That sounds pretty good to us. (Aside from the making women gasp thing.)

According to the company’s website, “most men, including you, have very underdeveloped, unfit penises.”

Who knew?

But Penis Advantage promises to help change that for the low, low price of $79.95 $49.95!

It’s unclear from the website what exactly a person gets for their $49.95, but from what we could piece together, it seems to be lifetime access to an online vault of various “highly secret” penis exercises to try at home. Plus “three free secret bonuses” if you order before midnight tonight… or last night… or tomorrow night.

The website boasts a 98.6 percent “satisfaction rate” (not bad!) with over 56,000 men (impressive!) who claim to have used Penis Advantage successfully. The program also comes with 24-hour e-mail support for anyone doing late night penis exercises.

Men over the age of 18 can use Penis Advantage. “We have many members in their 20’s, 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s and beyond!” the website claims.

But only serious inquiries need apply, because according to the company’s website, “This program is ONLY for those men who SERIOUSLY want to enlarge their erections! If you are NOT 100% serious about penis enhancement then you must leave now!”

We know what we’re asking for this Christmas!

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Nov 27, 2013
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  • 9 Comments
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      I want to see lots of clear before and after pictures before I make any decisions;)

      Nov 27, 2013 at 11:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron
      Aaron

      This post is pathetic. lol

      Nov 28, 2013 at 2:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hyhybt
      hyhybt

      If it were possible to grow your penis to any size you wished (a one-way change) how many men would make theirs impractical?

      Nov 28, 2013 at 5:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles175
      Charles175

      Nov 28, 2013 at 7:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scoobydube
      scoobydube

      One MUST remember that it was President Lincoln that said, “All men are created equal”(but NOT from the WAIST down) ROTFLMFAO !!

      Nov 28, 2013 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CaptainFabulous
      CaptainFabulous

      Sounds like the old jelqing routines. And you sure don’t need to pay a fee for access to that stuff.

      Nov 28, 2013 at 10:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      I don’t always bottom, but when I do, I prefer small to medium.

      Unless it’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s character from Jarhead. Then the bets are off.

      Nov 28, 2013 at 11:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bumper
      Bumper

      I don’t always bottom, but when I do, I drink Dos equis! LOL Sorry, couldn’t resist. ;-)

      Nov 29, 2013 at 9:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwtraveler
      jwtraveler

      I’ve been exercising my penis regularly for 40 years. Hasn’t grown yet.

      Dec 8, 2013 at 2:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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