Perez Hilton Has Musical, Enemies
We’ve known for years that we hate Perez Hilton, and it’s quite obvious that Perez Hiton hates Perez Hilton, but who knew that Perez Hilton’s readers also hate Perez Hilton?
After the jump, some fan reactions to the news that the Gossip Gangster is the subject of an upcoming musical.
One of those posters should have been attacking an English class. I know my grammar isn’t perfect, but come on.
Let’s see, his character’s opening song could be… “If I were a bitch, man.”
OMG…I didn’t know he was THAT despised!! Here’s what I don’t understand…Every single item he posts gets like 100 replies INSTANTLY. Granted most of them sound like ninth graders but why all the spite from “grown” folks?
I think people just like gossip because it’s there and it’s an easy thing to take in and enjoy. But I’m pretty sure most people don’t like gossip as a concept and think of it as something to be celebrated.
And, also, Perez Hilton is a total douche. He deserves every failure that comes his way.
He’s the most annoying person ever. I used to read his blog sometimes and it left me wondering:
A. Where is the gay wit? The acid humor?
B. Why so passive-aggressive?
C. Why so two-faced?
D. Why so many exclamation points?
E. Why so delusional?
F. Why so easy on himself but so preachy and superficial with others?
G. Why so popular?
H. Why so cruel to leak nude pictures of himself on Manhunt, making millions of people sick?
Oh and:
I. What is he compensating for with his over-the-top referencing of his Cuban heritage?
The Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba thing has got to be the most unfair and annoying and typically Perez Hilton-esque example of why I loathe him and hope he disappears soon.