Like old Madonna, Pete Wentz owes at least part of his career to the gays.
The bent boys are always fawning over this over-hyped singer, who once showed his penis to the world and confessed that he would - gasp! - kiss a boy. Not one to ignore his biggest fans, Wentz gave the gays some more love last night at his bar, Angels & Kings.
New York magazine's very excited Chris Rovzar "reports." - or, we're assuming it's Rovzar:
Naturally, we accosted him. "I heard it's gay night, right?" he asked us, after we complimented his pointy hair. Turns out Pete has "great 'dar," by which he means he has a highly tuned interior electromagnetic sensor which lets him know when there are moving or fixed homosexuals nearby.So, naturally we asked, Do you like running with gays, Pete? "It seems sometimes like nobody knows how to have a good time anymore," he told us. "But the gays are always having a good time." It's true! We are! We didn't get our name for being grouchy, now did we?
That's why we Queertians are always raining on parades - fighting stereotypes one grimace at a time.
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"That's why we Queertians are always raining on parades - fighting stereotypes one grimace at a time."
Ha! I love that 8^)
"Like old Madonna"
Man you are so fucking lame, you should be ashamed of yourself, I can't wait till you hit 40 and lose whatever little looks you had.
WTF is the matter with you?
Why do you have to bring her into every story you post? Is it because this is the only way you can guarantee yourself some hits?
QUEERTY=LAME, SAD AND DESPERATE.
Equally lame: Wentz. Bored with emo/hipsters, their skinny jeans, and making out with each other.
RE: Madonna mention - YES! i don't CARE if Madonna's old! Will you old queens move on! It's not about insulting that waxen whore but getting gay minds out of the day-glo dumb ass eighties!
I'm gay and I don't care about Madonna!
(I'm slightly more interested in Wentz, cause he has a dick.)
What a pathetic obsession with Madonna!
You need help.
Nobody cares about your opinion of her. Why would you be so negative about anyone?
Get a life and get some class!
if he likes guys so much, why's he getting married to ashlee? oh wait… nevermind.
Scotter Bangs so you're only interested in people with dicks, wow you life must be so fucking boring.
Madonna is only getting better:
Hard Candy is Madonna’s fourth consecutive studio album to reach #1, the longest such streak of her career. It follows Music, American Life and Confessions On A Dance Floor. At her white-hot heyday in the ‘80s, Madonna reached #1 with three successive studio albums, Like A Virgin, True Blue and Like A Prayer. It’s striking that Madonna has had more #1 albums since 2000 than she did in the ‘80s. (And it’s curious that she had none at all in the ‘90s.)
M Swan…I believe that would be five consecutive studio albums to hit number one….least you forget out "Ray of Light" for which Maddona won 4 Grammys. To me, it the best Madonna album by far.
Ok, i hate being mean and snarky, by I hate inaccuracies in media, be it mainstream or not, even more.
Pete Wenz is not an "over-hyped singer" per say. He is the bassist, lyricist and backup vocalist for Fall Out Boy. He may be the public face, and while I understand the ease of assuming the standerd public face=lead singer, it's not the case here.
above "per say" is incorrect, it should read "per se"
seemingly hard lesson for me, proofread before hitting submit…
ok, backing up…the fags still squirm for Madonna. Kinda sad. Do you all just go to Fye at the mall and ask for this months 'hot' album? i thought 'gays' had taste.
My bad. Enjoy your audio crap.
As for my boring life…You got to be kidding? I'm not able to puke out Madonna-faq's at the drop of a key stroke. Talk about the need for a hobby….
I co-sign Scooter Bangs. Bitch sucks.
Hey No. 11, another queen hooked on phonics!
I think by 'old Madonna' he means 'Madonna, back in the day'. Calm down Madonnaloonies.
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haii wat up dude
i think your hot can i have your number and your girlfriends
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