Phelps, Lochte Get Wet, Spur Flashback
The new Men’s Journal photo spread of Olympic swimmers Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte inspired more embarrassing tales of the heart from our Lance Bass-loving colleague, Whitney Little: “During my sophomore year in college I had a teensy weensy crush Phelps that drove me to spend over $100 on all the MP paraphernalia I could find on eBay… I finally moved on, but I have a bad feeling my problem may creep back now that it’s Olympic season yet again and Men’s Journal is putting out pictures like these.”
I love the photos of them in the “micro-mini Victoria’s Secret inspired ladies panty†Speedo. Those two look like a couple of screaming queens from the 1970’s. All that pubic bone pushed out there for all the world to see and probably not more than and inch of penis between the two of them. FUGLY
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face”
Some college students have waaaay too much discretionary income.
Ryan, on the right is hot, Phelps, on the left, uh, not so hot.
Ryan is traditionally pretty but Michael is like a big old goofy dog with a pluperfect body. Just want to run my hands through his hair and have him do the butterfly stroke on my back.