
UPDATE — Once upon a time, we got schooled for featuring too many “hairless twinks” on Morning Goods (we can’t please everyone…) Well, that all changed in January 2009 when we released this beast of a man who has since become one of our Classic Morning Goods. Be careful what you wish for. You just might… get it.
MORNING GOODS — He’s not waxed, plucked, lasered, or shaved. Is Jordan one of those “real” men you’ve been looking for? (Photos: Raw Image, Exterface, Bruno Perroud, A. Olivier, Photodutoit, Jean Quelquejeu, Yann Phillippe, Rodney Washington, PPRL)
Jordan is featured in your cuurent “Gratuitous Skin” post of the underwear ad. He is also in one of the three videos at the end of that post. It’s worth a watch.
In that same post another of the MEN featured in a behind the scenes “making of” video is Simon Howard.
These extra pics of Jordan in Morning Goods are GREAT.
Now, if you can find more of Simon Howard, it would finish me off. IT may be more of a challenge for you those. I checked out Simon’s web page and many ofthe pics he has posted there of himself are waxed versions of him. Find him at simonhoward.net
But, fur fans should watch his video on Gratuitous Skin.
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Love it! Love it! Love it! Nice to see a man without plucked eyebrows or highlighted hair. His chest hair is not waxed off and he actually has armpit, arm and leg hair. If a guy is smooth naturally, that’s fine. But I love hairy guys who leave what mother nature gave them alone.
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There’s a point when a man can get too perfect. Fortunately Jordan is just the right side of the line.
I went no further than the first picture, he looks like a serial killer! – Scott
I was thinking more “serial fucker” – and I’d be more than happy to be his next victim.
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This photo spread is artistic pleasure; creative, exciting, seductive and charming with elements of sophistication. I know this is an exception, I just wish this quality of photo art was the rule. Nonetheless, I am grateful for share of Jordan’s beauty and talent as model.
Good choice Queerty!
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wow…hott pics. If anyone only has time for one pic… # 9 is amazeing. btw when will queerty get a gallery so we dont have to click on individual numbers. Most times its a hot guy but I dont bother to click because I dont have time to click on each individual number. GET A GALLERY.
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@Scott:I see what you mean. They’ll let him do fun pics, judging by pic #8, but heaven forbid they go so far as to LET HIM SMILE!!
He must hate being pigeonholed into ‘brooding or nothing’ shoots. He looks quite tired/ bored of it all.
Anyway I think I like #16 best myself. Very hot!
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@Rick Heintz: Yes! Yes! Yes! I agree with Rick (on most things) — give me those hairy Furr men!
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@TANK: Like I said, I pity you, you miserable wretch of a live being. I know you cannot afford it, being so impoverished, but there are charitable organizations that might help you get a pschological evaluation done to see whether you should be put to death for what you MIGHT do. Get that done pronto, cause we are hoping they do put you down like a rabid dog and out of your misery!
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Is this projection from you? You appear to have a fourth grade education, and reading level. There isn’t a singe topic you fail to lend your worthless fat ugly queeniness to in some poorly worded screed. I think you’re too old for psychological help, that’s why I suggeseted suicide. It would be an improvement.
I mean, of all the scores of intelligent useful gay men of your generation felled by aids, you managed to survive like a resilient bacterium. It proves that there is no justice. Smart attractive and intelligent people dead and stomach turning flotsam like you remains to waste another day.
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I pity you, whoever or whatever that sired you, and all that has made you into this vile and repulsive THING that you are today. I will no longer respond to someone who is obviously beneath a human being. Just kill yourself and save humanity from listening to you for, yet, another day!
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Wow — this man is really sexy!
@ Tank: wait, am I 1) too gay 2), not gay enough 3), too self loathing, 4) too old, or 5) not ‘Tankie’ enough?
…because I find this man lovely?
I do forget without you ever-fountaining source of advice! (would that it were cum and not immature boushwah.)
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I have the strong impression that Tank is either loaded or has a serious mood disorder. Look at how smart and insightful some of his comments are, and then there is this kind of vile animus. He isn’t in control of himself.
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@ UGLY BITCH TANK: LMFAO! If I am supposed to be that, then why are YOU the one who is coming across as the angry, bitter, troll? Is it because the boys never give you a second look because you are ugly and vile? Like I said, you are just pitiful! Again, just kill yourself, please.
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Support for who? Old used up garbage. But you are so infinitely inferior to me that continuing to berate a toxic sack of excrement like you is like trying to humiliate a waiter–the only one who’s humiliated is the customer. That’s because people like have nothing to lose and no dignity.
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@BITCH TANK: And YOU have class and dignity?! Now that HAS to be a joke! Do you even know what those words mean? Judging by your comment, it is evident that you have never dined in a decent restaurant. It’s okay, we understand. You were only trying to disassocaite yourself from your low-skill, low-paying job as a pizza delivery person. Poor sap! LMFAO! Once again, kill yourself, please.
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Tank = a Tool, I have to say it (yet again). Let’s just hope he won’t procreate, y’all… Tank, stay gay, no matter what! Don’t put your semen near any women, EVER, you hear? The world thanks you in advance.
Now…let’s talk Sexiness. That’s right. Sexiness. This guy’s got it going on! I love the hairy torso, and the moody brooding eyes. Serial killer? I see sensual hyper-sexual and sweet. He can butter my bread any day…
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@Scott:
No he doesn’t.
Serial killers:
[img]http://mylifeofcrime.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/bobby-joe-long.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/gein.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/bernardo.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/bundysmall.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/ramirez1.jpg[/img]
etc.
[img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/fishsmall.gif[/img][img]http://www.geocities.com/verbal_plainfield/kemper.gif[/img]
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photo No17 is of my favor: the thrillingly pose restrective his infrequently well shaped and exceptional tenderly athletic systemic which tempts prefiguring to kiss him for hours parallels an ancient sculpture http://www.hellenica.de/Griech.....mision.jpg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d-hVNfEpzY
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Um, moderators? Wouldn’t now be a nice time for you to step in and remove obnoxious comment wars like you alluded you were going to in your etiquette post a little while back? Sincerely, a reader sick of the insult-slinging back-and-forth.
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Oh boy, I remember Jordan. By my count, you put a helping of him up in September ’08 and June ’09 …and I saved every one of them. Bonus points for maturity, bonus points for natural body hair, bonus points for avoiding all temptation to mar an exquisite body with ink.
Thanks for hearing our cry. We know you can’t extinguish the twinks but after a half-dozen or so of them, remember us, the smaller group that like a seasoned player. Like Jordan. Like Dallas Walker. Like Alessandro Calza. ;)
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Some suggestions …and from your own vault:
James Guardino
Jack Mackenroth
Allan Clippinger
Dennis Nathanael van der Eijk
Ben Pamies
Vladimir Brichta
Eduardo Jimenez
Fernado Alves
Nick Russian
Raoul Bova
Tim Robards
Matthew Shaefer
and of course, Alessandro Calza
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I went no further than the first picture, he looks like a serial killer!