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PHOTOS: If Spornosexuals Had An Official Sport It Would Be The Spartan Race

Move over, CrossFit. There’s another intense and challenging athletic kid on the block, and his name is Spartan.

He has more edge, loves getting down and dirty and is frankly nicer to look at.

Spartan Races have been going on since the early 2000s, pitting competitors in super intense obstacle courses. You know, things like:

“fire jumps, barbed wire crawls, Herculean hoists and Tyrollean traverses”

Because why the hell not? If you fancy yourself a modern day¬†spornosexual, you’ll want to get all over this. There’s even a gay spinoff.

Take a look:

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By:           EDITORS
On:           Jul 30, 2014
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  • 9 Comments
    • skylerbound
      skylerbound

      Stop trying to make Spornosexual happen! It’s not going to happen.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 8:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @skylerbound: OMG you beat me too it! I swear I was going to say the EXACT same thing. LOL

      Jul 30, 2014 at 10:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DB75
      DB75

      So….where do I sign up? I’m pretty fit. I bet I could do this race.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 11:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      Some good not-so-clean fun even if the pics all look staged.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lykeitiz
      lykeitiz

      @skylerbound: Yes!

      @DarkZephyr: …and Yes!

      I read once what it meant…..I forgot……I don’t care!

      Jul 30, 2014 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ihadtosayit
      Ihadtosayit

      for those of you who do not know this man…I give you Rich Froning

      CrossFit – The Fittest Man on Earth: Rich Froning

      Jul 30, 2014 at 4:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ihadtosayit
      Ihadtosayit

      More of him

      Jul 30, 2014 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • asby
      asby

      They are all hot and all ….but is it a requirement that if u are gonna take your shirt off that you have to shave your chest baby smooth?…..I am gonna open a razor stand at these events….i will make a killing

      Jul 31, 2014 at 2:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maude
      Maude

      Muscle-bound men are healthy and on the whole, good looking.

      I once, only once ‘slept’ with one in NYC.

      I didn’t even have a chance to participate…I was covered and smothered, and just lay there until he was done with me. Not my scene, but I understand why some would love it.

      Give me a swimmers body any day. being a swimmer/diver myself, that’s what I call healthy and in shape.

      Jul 31, 2014 at 10:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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