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PHOTOS: If Spornosexuals Had An Official Sport It Would Be The Spartan Race

Move over, CrossFit. There’s another intense and challenging athletic kid on the block, and his name is Spartan.

He has more edge, loves getting down and dirty and is frankly nicer to look at.

Spartan Races have been going on since the early 2000s, pitting competitors in super intense obstacle courses. You know, things like:

“fire jumps, barbed wire crawls, Herculean hoists and Tyrollean traverses”

Because why the hell not? If you fancy yourself a modern day spornosexual, you’ll want to get all over this. There’s even a gay spinoff.

Take a look:

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9 Comments

  • skylerbound

    Stop trying to make Spornosexual happen! It’s not going to happen.

  • DarkZephyr

    @skylerbound: OMG you beat me too it! I swear I was going to say the EXACT same thing. LOL

  • DB75

    So….where do I sign up? I’m pretty fit. I bet I could do this race.

  • Alan down in Florida

    Some good not-so-clean fun even if the pics all look staged.

  • lykeitiz

    @skylerbound: Yes!

    @DarkZephyr: …and Yes!

    I read once what it meant…..I forgot……I don’t care!

  • asby

    They are all hot and all ….but is it a requirement that if u are gonna take your shirt off that you have to shave your chest baby smooth?…..I am gonna open a razor stand at these events….i will make a killing

  • Maude

    Muscle-bound men are healthy and on the whole, good looking.

    I once, only once ‘slept’ with one in NYC.

    I didn’t even have a chance to participate…I was covered and smothered, and just lay there until he was done with me. Not my scene, but I understand why some would love it.

    Give me a swimmers body any day. being a swimmer/diver myself, that’s what I call healthy and in shape.

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