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PHOTOS: V Is For Vandervort

By:           Queerty Editor
On:           Oct 22, 2010
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  • 28 Comments
    • Rainfish
      Rainfish

      Mmmmmm…very nice! Perfect body. Looks prettier when he smiles too. BTW, I have a six pack like that (in my refrigerator).

      Too bad you don’t get to see much of his bootylicious caboose until the vid. But great all around.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 5:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devon
      Devon

      The guy is fine as hell, actually worth all the clicking, and on top of that the title doesn’t feature a cringe-inducing pun.

      Damn Queerty nice job, you went out on a high note this week.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 6:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      I got bored after #4. Are there any pictures where he looks like a real person and not something made of plastic and icing sugar, and photographed by someone who has never used a camera before?

      Oct 22, 2010 at 6:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sarah
      Sarah

      Good to see Paul finally get some love by Queerty

      Oct 22, 2010 at 6:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bern
      Bern

      Nice but I cannot get passed the fact he is 5’2″

      Oct 22, 2010 at 8:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Plazaboy
      Plazaboy

      I don’t care that he’s 5’2″. He is very pretty and i would not kick him out of bed or say no….. but he was always such a twat on the Janice Dickenson show.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 8:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @Bern: You are aware that big things come in small packages, right? :p

      Oct 22, 2010 at 8:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      His myspace and other sources say he is 5’10″

      Oct 22, 2010 at 9:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove
      mikeandrewsdantescove

      Paul is looking ripped!

      Mike
      Landon Conrad –
      http://sfholidays.blogspot.com/

      Oct 22, 2010 at 10:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bern
      Bern

      @Adam: Have seen live – I’m 6.1 and tower over him – not even close…

      Oct 22, 2010 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Silver
      Silver

      He looks like Buzz Lightyear. They need to stop photoshopping his damn face.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 1:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rivermonk
      rivermonk

      Yes, let’s cut down the beautiful man. That will make us all feel better.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J.
      J.

      He’s not 5’2. He’s kinda short, but not 5’2. Maybe 5’5-5’10ish….

      Oct 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • myrios123
      myrios123

      mmm, I love it when they come “snack-size”

      Oct 22, 2010 at 4:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nineinchnail
      nineinchnail

      Pic #4 is deeelicious! Id love to spend a good hour working my way all over that hot little body.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 5:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rob Tisinai
      Rob Tisinai

      I was walking my dog in Runyon Park when he jogged past me. I’m 6’1″ and he didn’t seem less than 6′ to me.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sarah
      Sarah

      So, we have comments from people who have seen him in person and one says that he’s much shorter than 5’10″ and another says he seems like 6′. Good lesson on the unreliability of eyewitnesses. Remember this if you ever sit on a jury.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 5:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott Gatz
      Scott Gatz

      His resume says 5’10′ – so he’s probably right around there. And that’s all good.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shallow hal
      shallow hal

      @PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS:

      i was there til you said he had a small package, always seems to be the way with the hot ones

      Oct 22, 2010 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CraiginLA
      CraiginLA

      Whomever says this man is 5.10 or 6.0 is mistaken. He went to my gym, he is 5.5ish TOPS – not cutting him in the least, he’s gorgeous but 5.5ish…not that short isn’t beautiful but model’s resumes’ do exagerate certain key areas, height being one since so critical.

      Oct 22, 2010 at 11:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      @rivermonk:

      The fact that most here seem more interested in his height kinda speaks volumes. :(

      Oct 23, 2010 at 4:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto
      declanto

      @shallow hal: Not that he has a small package, but that BIG THINGS come in small packages.

      Oct 23, 2010 at 8:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto
      declanto

      After clicking each and every last number, and incidentally cleaning my screen with my tongue, I must point out that there is no way he could be 5’5″, though that wouldn’t detract from my lust for his flesh. Look closely at his relative proportions to the gym equipment he’s using in #29, the video. Also, he’s standing well with two other hotties in #25. And who is that HAWT numbah in the middle? (pulls tongue up from chest)

      Oct 23, 2010 at 8:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JOTR
      JOTR

      @Lefty: Jealous, are we? Probably with good reason.

      Oct 24, 2010 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lefty
      Lefty

      @JOTR:
      Yes, it’s true.
      I aspire to the plastic action man look so beloved by level-headed and rational guys like your good self.

      Aww, well, I’m sure Paul will be comforted to know you’re defending his honour over the internet in an in-no-way creepy fashion.

      Funny, you’re yet another poster who hasn’t mentioned anything about the guy himself. One might almost come to the conclusion it’s because he’s boring…

      Oct 24, 2010 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      @shallow hal: NO silly! What I meant was most times short guys tend to have BIG packages…….

      Oct 25, 2010 at 8:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daina
      Daina

      Love love love Paul, awesome feature! He was featured at the Supermodels Unlimited event this weekend in Hollywood, I put one the links below…

      [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs933.snc4/74630_440362101503_81579786503_5743843_1048901_n.jpg[/img]

      Oct 26, 2010 at 5:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sergio
      Sergio

      God, I hope he’s gay. Cu I’m tired of all thee gay magazines and sites teasing us with straight unreachable men. First the strippers at gay clubs claim theyre straight, then some pornstars, now this. Hot GAY men please.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 10:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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