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PHOTOS: Who’s The Hottest Player In The NFC?

You got a glimpse of the hot, brute muscle on some of the finest specimens in the NFL’s AFC last week, but how does the NFC stack up against the AFC when it comes to grade A beef? Take a look and see which team — which conference, rather — you’d want to play on. Us? We’re flexible. Which is probably a good thing if we’re going to be tumbling around with the likes of these brooding, grunting beasts. Who’s ready for some football?

demarco murray

Dallas Cowboys

DeMarco Murray / #29 / Running Back

How ’bout them Cowboys? There are a few we’d like to take out to pasture and…what’s that song again? Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy? Yeah, that.

Wild Card Playoffs - Atlanta Falcons v New York Giants

New York Giants

David Carr  / Backup Quarterback, currently not on roster

You could chisel diamonds with that jawline carved from stone, so we don’t care that the Giants cut him from their roster just a few weeks back. We’re holding out hope he’ll be back. Eli Manning is just not that cute.

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Philadelphia Eagles

James Casey /#86/ Fullback, Tight End

There are quite a few in Philly we’d like to sack. But if we had our druthers, we’d go with Casey: He look big, buff and dumb. Just how we like ‘em. But don’t tell him we said that as we’re sure his 6’4, 240-lb. self can kick our ass.

Niles Paul

Washington Redskins

Niles Paul / #84 / Tight End 

If you can forgive their to decidedly un-PC name, We’ll take Paul shaven or scruffy or any combo in between. We’ll just take him. Period.

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Chicago Bears

Lance Briggs / #55/ Linebacker

With a mug as handsome as his, our first thought is: “Dayum!” Then comes “Yes, please.” Followed by, “Don’t you dare bust up his pretty face!”

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Detroit Lions

Reggie Bush / #21 / Running Back

We are still all about some Bush. Kim K. is a dummy for letting this one get away. You’ve probably seen enough shirtless shots of him through the years (is it really ever enough?), so we figure we’d combine that physique with a sexy set of choppers (smile. people) that’ll just make you melt.

Andrew Quarless

Green Bay Packers

Andrew Quarless / #81 / Tight End

If nothing else, he’s very confident in his own self. He originally had “Gods Gift” (sic, he forgot the apostrophe) tatted on his forearms. Hey, we’re not one to argue. He’s since changed the tattoo and added an “S” to “Gift” because others were giving him flack for being conceited. Again, we’re not one to argue.

John Carlson

Minnesota Vikings

John Carlson / #89 / Tight End

Once Ben Leber went the free agent route to retirement we needed a new Vikings crush, so in a pinch we’ve picked Carlson because we think he can go the distance.

Tony Gonzalaez

Atlanta Falcons

Tony Gonzalez / #88 / Tight End

He’s versatile, boys. Hot. He had to choose between basketball and football after a successful college career in both. We like his choice. NFL uniforms are more…flattering.

Craig Roh

Carolina Panthers

Craig Roh/ #60 / Defensive End

He’s just 22 years old. And at 6’5 and nearly 270 pounds we can only hope he respects his elders.

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New Orleans Saints

Kenny Vaccaro / #32 /Safety 

There’s very little saintly about NO — if you’ve been there you know — but this tatted up rookie has us thinking very unsaintly thoughts on the daily.

NFL: Combine

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

William Gholston / #92 / Defensive End

In all truth, we don’t know much about Tampa Bay or the Buccaneers, but that doesn’t keep us from wanting to run with Gholston all day long.

Darnell-Dockett

Arizona Cardinals

Darnell Dockett / #90 / Defesive End

We’ve let our fantasies fly with Dockett. And he’s ours, so back off.

Chrsi Long

St. Louis Rams
Chris Long / #91 / Defensive End
Grunt. Grind. Moan. Yeah, all these verbs come to mind when thoughts of Long are present.

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San Francisco 49ers
Colin Kaepernick / #7 / Quarterback
We said last week that we couldn’t give all the love to QBs and such, but do you see this picture? It’s Kaepernick? C’mon now!

Percy Harvin

Seattle Seahawks

Percy Harvin / #11 / Wide Receiver

This pic is from his personal Twitter account (@Percy_Harvin) made us believers. Real fast. If you weren’t following him before, you might now, huh? You slut.


  • 21 Comments
    • Harley
      Harley

      I’d throw Aaron Hernandez in there, even tho he’s a murderer, I’d be his prison sex slave.

      Sep 22, 2013 at 9:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      @Harley: A thousand times yes.

      Sep 22, 2013 at 9:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • philipj999
      philipj999

      JJ Watt. Plays for Houston. Aaron Rogers is a close second.

      Sep 22, 2013 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      Kudos t Queerty for ditching the multi clicks!

      Sep 22, 2013 at 10:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      Colin Kaepernick, Russell Wilson, Reggie Bush, Niles Paul, Larry Fitzgerald, EJ Manuel, Cam Newton, Terrelle Pryor, Victor Cruz, Steven Jackson, Jason Snelling, and so many more.

      Sep 22, 2013 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty
      jckfmsincty

      Cincinnati Bengals’ ginger Andy Dalton.

      Sep 22, 2013 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kiveon
      kiveon

      Damn they all fine!

      Sep 22, 2013 at 1:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RobfromVirginia
      RobfromVirginia

      @jckfmsincty: The Bengals are AFC, not NFC.

      Sep 22, 2013 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RobfromVirginia
      RobfromVirginia

      @Harley: Aaron Hernandez is/was with the New England Patriots which are AFC, not NFC.

      Sep 22, 2013 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RobfromVirginia
      RobfromVirginia

      Clay Matthews from the Packers should DEFINITELY be on this list.

      Sep 22, 2013 at 5:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cantstopme
      cantstopme

      Wow, this is a great list. Gorgeous men. Good job Queerty. :-)

      Sep 22, 2013 at 7:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franklin
      Franklin

      Now this is what I’m talking about. Niles Paul is gorgeous! Also, DeMarco Murray, Lance Briggs, and Reggie bush. Yum.

      Sep 23, 2013 at 2:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • killgheys
      killgheys

      and yet gays wonder why striaght players have an issue with them being on the team..this is no different than a guy joining Yoga class just to stare at women..

      Sep 23, 2013 at 2:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franklin
      Franklin

      Oh please. Like straight guys don’t talk about which female athletes are hot.

      Sep 23, 2013 at 3:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • krystalkleer
      krystalkleer

      YES PLEEZ!! http://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2013/09/this-is-what-i-do.html

      Sep 23, 2013 at 9:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarthKitsune
      DarthKitsune

      Colin Kaepernick. Hands down.

      Sep 23, 2013 at 7:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kayseeh25
      kayseeh25

      Excellent list!!! I’m loving the plethora of minorities here!!!

      Sep 24, 2013 at 12:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rob Moore
      Rob Moore

      @RobfromVirginia: Definitely.

      Nov 11, 2013 at 4:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jasentylar
      jasentylar

      @DarthKitsune: And don’t forget Russell Wilson

      Nov 26, 2013 at 5:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mawbinatl
      mawbinatl

      I’m a little late to this so please forgive me.

      I’d like to add, defensive tackle, Cory Wootton of the Chicago Bears.

      And I just can’t help but giggle when I see the words Tony Gonzales and tight end in the same sentence.

      Dec 8, 2013 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brianmovie
      brianmovie

      Colin Kaeranick is always at the top of my list!

      Apr 10, 2014 at 12:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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