
MORNING GOODS — You’re about to see (a few) days in the life of Bailey Glandt, an Abercrombie & Fitch model who hangs out with other Abercrombie & Fitch models. So there. (Photos: B. Weber)
It looks like some drunken heterosexual college spring break. “Put plenty of shots with the chicks in; I don’t want no fags strokin’ themselves to me.”
We’re off to another rocky week, and this feature is rapidly becoming irrelevant.
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[i]It looks like some drunken heterosexual college spring break.[/i]
Yes, nothing sexy about that.
Can we have more relevance with our sexy skin pics in future please, Queerty?
Maybe an incisive political subtext to the usual shots of prick-teasing hunks?
God save us all from superficiality!
Thanks ever so.
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But there are innumerable ways we can add relevance to these features.
I’m just thinking out loud here, but how about a cute twink in a tank top banging tragically on the window of a house in which he appears to be trapped – to highlight the ongoing plight of Aung San Suu Kyi?
Or perhaps a strapping beefcake standing in a clothes store in nothing but a pair of underpants, staring mournfully at the solitary dime in his hand – to highlight the economic pinch that we’re all currently feeling.
And who here could fail to be moved by photos of a sweaty jock in a pair of shorts spread-eagled on the bonnet of an old Pontiac in the baking sun? Not sure what this one represents but I’d sure love to see it.
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Wow Bailey Glandt you’re awesome dude I totally want to bury my dick in your ass balls deep those girls in your pics can watch if they want and you can fuck them afterward to try to retain your straightness even though you’ll still be thinking like “wow Mike’s dick felt so good in my ass” ok?
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Beef!