By Queerty Editor · 21 comments· Updated on October 19, 2010
MORNING GOODS — You’re about to see (a few) days in the life of Bailey Glandt, an Abercrombie & Fitch model who hangs out with other Abercrombie & Fitch models. So there. (Photos: B. Weber)
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It looks like some drunken heterosexual college spring break. “Put plenty of shots with the chicks in; I don’t want no fags strokin’ themselves to me.”
We’re off to another rocky week, and this feature is rapidly becoming irrelevant.
[i]It looks like some drunken heterosexual college spring break.[/i]
Yes, nothing sexy about that.
Can we have more relevance with our sexy skin pics in future please, Queerty?
Maybe an incisive political subtext to the usual shots of prick-teasing hunks?
God save us all from superficiality!
Thanks ever so.
@dvlaries and lefty – when exactly are pictures of young men in various stages of undress relevant? arousing maybe, but pure objectification is hardly informative.
His boyfriends actually are cuter. Some more pics of them all wrestling would be nice, pulling down each others’ panties, that would be tasty – show us some boy dick/ass cracks! Save the fishy shots for some other blog. Yuck!
But there are innumerable ways we can add relevance to these features.
I’m just thinking out loud here, but how about a cute twink in a tank top banging tragically on the window of a house in which he appears to be trapped – to highlight the ongoing plight of Aung San Suu Kyi?
Or perhaps a strapping beefcake standing in a clothes store in nothing but a pair of underpants, staring mournfully at the solitary dime in his hand – to highlight the economic pinch that we’re all currently feeling.
And who here could fail to be moved by photos of a sweaty jock in a pair of shorts spread-eagled on the bonnet of an old Pontiac in the baking sun? Not sure what this one represents but I’d sure love to see it.
All of the above comments, in their diverse entireties, are more interesting than today’s MG stamp collection. Please, keep those searing comments rolling.
Wow Bailey Glandt you’re awesome dude I totally want to bury my dick in your ass balls deep those girls in your pics can watch if they want and you can fuck them afterward to try to retain your straightness even though you’ll still be thinking like “wow Mike’s dick felt so good in my ass” ok?
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Lefty
Beef!
goa
dear lord. im no teenage girl. can we see some beef? rather then this boring template? just lost my erection.
dvlaries
It looks like some drunken heterosexual college spring break. “Put plenty of shots with the chicks in; I don’t want no fags strokin’ themselves to me.”
We’re off to another rocky week, and this feature is rapidly becoming irrelevant.
Lefty
[i]It looks like some drunken heterosexual college spring break.[/i]
Yes, nothing sexy about that.
Can we have more relevance with our sexy skin pics in future please, Queerty?
Maybe an incisive political subtext to the usual shots of prick-teasing hunks?
God save us all from superficiality!
Thanks ever so.
tallskin2
Yeah, the girl thing! As soon as the girls appeared I lost interest
I can see f*cking girls anywhere for f*cks sake! Why do I have to see them on a gay blog????
WindReader
@dvlaries and lefty – when exactly are pictures of young men in various stages of undress relevant? arousing maybe, but pure objectification is hardly informative.
Tessie Tura
I will NEVER get that fishy smell off of my monitor.
Sean
His boyfriends actually are cuter. Some more pics of them all wrestling would be nice, pulling down each others’ panties, that would be tasty – show us some boy dick/ass cracks! Save the fishy shots for some other blog. Yuck!
pete
Just another manic Monday……
Marcus M.
WTF, now we’re just taking photos off Facebook?
Lefty
@WindReader:
But there are innumerable ways we can add relevance to these features.
I’m just thinking out loud here, but how about a cute twink in a tank top banging tragically on the window of a house in which he appears to be trapped – to highlight the ongoing plight of Aung San Suu Kyi?
Or perhaps a strapping beefcake standing in a clothes store in nothing but a pair of underpants, staring mournfully at the solitary dime in his hand – to highlight the economic pinch that we’re all currently feeling.
And who here could fail to be moved by photos of a sweaty jock in a pair of shorts spread-eagled on the bonnet of an old Pontiac in the baking sun? Not sure what this one represents but I’d sure love to see it.
declanto
All of the above comments, in their diverse entireties, are more interesting than today’s MG stamp collection. Please, keep those searing comments rolling.
Michael W.
Wow Bailey Glandt you’re awesome dude I totally want to bury my dick in your ass balls deep those girls in your pics can watch if they want and you can fuck them afterward to try to retain your straightness even though you’ll still be thinking like “wow Mike’s dick felt so good in my ass” ok?
Lefty
@Michael W.:
Wow you’re so manly.
Impressive!
GaryG
Ugh, it’s like Long John Silver’s
Phil Boyd
I am so impressed with his heterosexuality.
gray hunt
The girl on the right in photo expresses my feelings on this guy and todays choice of Morning Goods
gray hunt
Photo 20 that is
Scot
He certainly has a nice body but I’d rather see the pocket- hottie who’s in pics 19 & 23 with him. Now HE’S cute!
StevenW
I agree with Marcus M. Some good pics mixed up in there, but I’m not wading through anymore facebook crap.
Jack
At first he was sort of hot, then he started to scream douchebag, and then the girls… I’M GAY! I don’t like girls.