If you're like us, you're desperately trying to maintain some semblance of sanity this post-Fourth Thursday.

And, if you're like us, you'll use The Ultimate Transformers Quiz to pass (read: waste) some of your once precious, productive time.

Participants are given a series of questions and the magical computer assigns you a Transformer alter ego. Based on our answers - which included a desire to destroy the world - we're most like Rumble, who happens to be purple, which happens to be the international color of faggotry.

Spooky…