Reality Has No Meaning

What is it with magicians?!

David Copperfield rode a glossy wave of canned beauty for years - until rape allegations derailed his perfect veneer. Now we have admitted homosexual Hans Klok, who must be covered in at least one layer of fantastical pancake make-up. He's practically glowing at this press conference for his upcoming German tour.

Despite his aesthetic efforts, however, Klok comes out looking a bit like Mary Cheney, which isn't necessarily a bad thing…

Feb 19, 2008 · posted by andrew · Link · 3 Responses

Tagged: David Copperfield, Gay, Gossip, Hans Klok, Humor, Mary Cheney

Comments (3)

No. 1 · hells kitchen guy

The term is "out gay." "admitted" implies that he's confessing to something nefarious or odious.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 1:27 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]

No. 2 · Dawster

the man at the press conference and the man on the poster ARE NOT the same people. was he using his AOL photo for the ad campaign?

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 1:49 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]

No. 3 · chandler in lasvegas

Go ahead and attack a gay man because he is in an over the top theatrical job. Here in Las Vegas he is well regarded. Please, do not be so petty to someone who is a good guy.

Now if you want to tear into a pair of high profile do nothings for LGBT people, just follow the tiger shit.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 2:06 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]

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