Reality Has No Meaning

What is it with magicians?!

David Copperfield rode a glossy wave of canned beauty for years – until rape allegations derailed his perfect veneer. Now we have admitted homosexual Hans Klok, who must be covered in at least one layer of fantastical pancake make-up. He’s practically glowing at this press conference for his upcoming German tour.

Despite his aesthetic efforts, however, Klok comes out looking a bit like Mary Cheney, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing…