Sam Adams' Ex-Lover Beau Breedlove Must Take All His Clothes Off To Tell His Story
 
 

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And here it is. After what started out as an attempt to avoid the spotlight, gay-famous former legislative intern Beau Breedlove is soaking it all in. The former lover of Portland's Mayor Sam Adams strips down for the May issue of Unzipped. Paid what can only be assumed to be a paltry sum by publisher Regent Media, Breedlove is taking his whirlwind tour of fame — from allegedly have a relationship with Adams at age 17 and being exposed by Willamette Weekly to volunteering his story to anyone who will listen — as far as he can. Just as he's entitled to do, because THIS IS THE NEW SEXUAL REVOLUTION!!! Blah. Herewith, his Unzipped cover, which you can expect to fly off the newsstand by the threes. [Unzipped]

 
 
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Comments (26)

No. 1 · Anthony in Nashville

They couldn't get a better photo than that for the cover? Ugh.

Looks like he's got some banging pecs tho.

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 4:32 pm
No. 2 · Chris

not that good looking actually, next…….

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm
No. 3 · Nick

I'm more interested in that strap-on story actually…

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 4:37 pm
No. 4 · Chitown Kev

Oh David, you are so catty! I agree with you, but still…

And yeah, he does look rather tired on the cover, almost like he's trying to play trade or something…NOT!

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 5:02 pm
No. 5 · Brianna

That is ridiculous and unnecessary. Who can take him seriously?

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 5:17 pm
No. 6 · Gregoire

In these crazy financial times, I cannot begrudge anybody for trying to make a few bucks, no matter how demeaning the work.

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm
No. 7 · ...

I can't help but wonder about the clowns

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
No. 8 · Jaroslaw

Oh, but Gregoire it was predicted by (not me) readers of this savvy blog, Queerty that within months of the scandal this would occur, Mr. B would be posing. Is it full frontal?

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
No. 9 · Hint

If we want gay politicians, we must also accept we'll get gay Alexandra Dupree's. Oh well. At least his name is perfect for it.

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 5:51 pm
No. 10 · wondermann

mess, sheer mess

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 5:58 pm
No. 11 · Brendan

Maybe covers like this are the reason behind the decline of gay print media.

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 6:22 pm
No. 12 · The Hare

Oh please, I bet most of the people who post on this site have nude photos on manhunt.

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 6:31 pm
No. 13 · allstarecho

Even the headline is a lie. "Fresh from his affair with Portland's Mayor.."

He's what, 21 now? 17 to 21 does not make "fresh".

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 6:51 pm
No. 14 · The Gay Numbers

What's "creepy clown sex?" Does it mean something tawdry? If it's just clown sex, that's not so interesting.

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 7:15 pm
No. 15 · Z reveals

I didn't like him either

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 7:35 pm
No. 16 · Mr. Enemabag Jones

Damn, he had such a beautiful head of hair; why'd he clip it?

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 8:02 pm
No. 17 · Forrest

Stay classy Beau. What a great way to show other gay kids how to behave responsibly. Well we can add media to this whore now.

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 8:54 pm
No. 18 · John

what is Creepy Clown Sex? What am I missing out on now? every day it's something!!

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 9:12 pm
No. 19 · Word

I would say Beau's own brand of Breedlovin' probably qualifies as creepy clown sex.

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 9:47 pm
No. 20 · Confessions of a Bad Boy

What's with the cheap looking satchel? Did he have to bring his own props?

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 10:01 pm
No. 21 · Hockey Fan

Hard to take the dude seriously when he's (un)dressed like this. What a tool. And so what? I'm from PDX and I like Sam Adams. This story (and guy) just scream bullshit to me.

Posted: Mar 23, 2009 at 10:28 pm
No. 22 · Mister C

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Posted: Mar 24, 2009 at 3:33 am
No. 23 · Mister C

He's a cute bottom, I must admit. But I can't see Mayor Adams as a Top…..UGH!

Posted: Mar 24, 2009 at 3:33 am
No. 24 · Amanda Martin-Tully

it was only a matter of time before beau ended up on a the cover wearing little to nothing, and good for him!

he's looks gorgeous, and i will always have my 13 year old girl crush on him … even if he is gay.

Posted: May 28, 2009 at 10:15 pm
No. 25 · Dana

His Myspace photo is hotter.

Wouldn't it be romantic if they got married? (spaces out)

Posted: Jun 26, 2009 at 4:25 pm
No. 26 · CockFighter

Andy meant to say 15 seconds of fame. One more second to go.

Posted: Jun 30, 2009 at 9:49 pm
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