So… Taylor Lautner, Gus Van Sant And Dustin Lance Black Walk Into A Bar…
Yesterday Twilight heartthrob Taylor Lautner dined with Milk director Gus Van Sant and Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black at the Bottega Louie Italian restaurant in downtown Los Angeles. A secret film project in the works? A secret threesome in the works? Will Lautner star in Milk 2: Harvey’s Revenge? Either way, we’re pretty sure that Van Sant and Black have total Twi-hard man-crush on werewolf boy Lautner. C’mon… Lautner’s like the sexier, grown-up version of Eddie Munster.
Image via Just Jared
he bulked up specifically for the Twilight role (in actuality, he bulked up to keep the role as he was in danger of loosing the gig to someone “bigger”). That wasn’t his usual body and to expect him to stay that way is wishful thinking. I think he actually looks better now.
also, careful Queerty. The insinuations imply that straight dudes can’t hang out with gay dudes without sex being involved. tsk tsk.
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@fredo777: Taylor got beefed for the role. Now that the role is over he can stop working out so heavily. Do you know what kind of dedication is needed to put beef on that kind of frame? Kid worked hard, is a star now, can get any man he wants, he doesn’t need the uber-physique anymore. Though I will miss it..
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@fredo777: Agreed! He’s gone from one extreme to the other. (thus the RobPatt comparison). There’e gotta be a middle ground, eh what?
@Betty: That’s (probably) wishful thinking on many guys’ part. There are rumors spread by a vocal group of gay men who love to claim every goodlooking famous man as one of our own. For some reasons, the ugly guys don’t get as much attention.
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The walking order reminds me of those evolution posters showing pre-historic man to modern man. And in no way do I mean that as an insult to Gus Van Sant. I simply mean the order appears as a generational evolution of the gay man.
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@Betty:
Yes. This boy is a flammer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOAgzcyBM-w
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http://youtu.be/ea4OM76ln_c Oh please that pales in comparison to this little gem…..
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGygtEXFT64 Sorry I had to find a new link……
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@hf2hvit: You got that so right: some of the most “classically” goodlooking guys I know are partnered up with guys who aren’t even close in the looks department. And vice-versa.
Goes to show it’s not all about looks for everyone — including many straight couples in Hollywood where some of the most beautiful women cohab / marry a guy who’s “not all that”! Gwenyth Paltrow, J-Lo, etc. come to mind.
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@Jeffree: Except you are just making shit up yourself as usual. There are a lot of straight actors who look good in Hollywood who no one , including the gay community, suspects is gay. There are only a few dozen who people suspect are gay. For some reason you and others think its your job to prevent us from gossiping about who we suspect is gay. Not sure why.
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@Interesting: Thanks for your well-informed opinion. The numerous examples you cited in rebuttal will be carefully examined.
You live up to your alias as well as ever. Yout next incarnation could be “Logical” which would have the same whiff of truthiness about it. /snark
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@Jeffree:Like I said, you never change. You tried this shit with Marcus in the last thread on the subject. You don’t fucking make sense here. You sound like a retard. How can I give you examples of a general point that most Hollywood actors are not thought of as gay by gay people. You are the one making an absurd argument. Its on you to prove that they do.
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@Steve: Listen to enough gossip & you’ll be convinced that many, many stars are gay — (except for the homely ones, of course!)
@Interesting: How, um, logical &fascinating! You sure are a quick learner. And your use of epithets is particularly winsome….
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Oh c’mon. That “the gays think everybody hot is gay” thing is BS. Out of the hundreds of attractive actors on TV and in movies there are maybe a couple dozen whose names are consistently floated as potential homos. And usually there’s at least some reason for it, like Taylor Lautner sounding a lot like Mark Indelicato on Ugly Betty. I never really bought the Jake Gylennhaal thing but had to admit the photos of him gazing soulfully into the eyes of another guy at a basketball game looked pretty damn gay. It usually takes a little smoke before people start suggesting there might be flames.
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@Codswallop: They are also guys that are really hot that I do not think of as gay at all. Do I wish they were? sure. Do I think they are? No.
And many of the gays that are thought of as gay are not necesarily in my book hot. This kid for example- other than having a nice body- his face is not all that great. Its average looking.
Let’s take other example- the guy who played Jack on Will and Grace- I don’t think he’s good looking, but I suspected he was gay for a long time. Or let’s take this out of the gay male arena. I don’t think Queen Latifah is gay because I want her. I think she’s gay because there is enough info out there to suggest that may be she is. Now the info could be wrong, but that’s a different point that attacking someone by pretending people for suspecting people are gay.
I think this falls more succintly into the need to protect the gay closet that some here feel is their duty.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlIzoB1dvEc
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@theyreallfruits69: A gay bar walks into an actor, a writer, and a director…
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Van Sant’s the only talent there, and that’s not saying much. But seriously, his piece couldn’t be more obvious if it were secured with a chin strap. Why don’t men dress like men anymore? They look like scrubby little boys well into their forties, and in gus’s case, eighties.
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Oh yes it’s lady’s night and the time is right
Oh yes it’s lady’s night, oh what a night!