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Stars Got Moves

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We’d be lying if we said we didn’t love Dancing With The Stars, the show where not so A-List stars flit about with professional dancers for the ultimate Hollywood title. Alright, maybe “ultimate” is a stretch, but whatever.

Last night marked the beginning of season three. For this go-round, we get a chance to see folk such as Vivica A. Fox, Jerry Springer, Joey Lawrence, and our boy Mario Lopez shake what their mama’s gave them. While obviously we love Lopez, we’re quite taken with football player Emmitt Smith (pictured with partner, Cheryl Burke). So big in the bod and so light on his feet. Swoon… While we’ve always had a guilty crush on conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson, we can’t help but wag our finger at his red-faced, half-assed effort. Shame on you, Tucker!

We know our readers, and we know you watched, too. So, tell us, who are you cheering on? There’s no shame…okay, well, maybe a little.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Sep 13, 2006
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  • 3 Comments
    • Chaphillgrad
      Chaphillgrad

      Loved watching Mario trying to impress his Mother! What an ass he has!!!!

      Sep 13, 2006 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jerry
      Jerry

      Actually, once I noticed that Dancing was on, I made a point of noticing that We Are Dad was on Showtime at the same time and promprly changed the channel.

      Crappy Dancing, Gay Dads. Hmm.

      Gay dads win.

      Sep 13, 2006 at 3:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bubba
      bubba

      A crush on Tucker Carlson? Well, that confirms a lot about this blog that I already suspected. GET SOME HELP!

      Sep 13, 2006 at 11:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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