Stars Got Moves


We’d be lying if we said we didn’t love Dancing With The Stars, the show where not so A-List stars flit about with professional dancers for the ultimate Hollywood title. Alright, maybe “ultimate” is a stretch, but whatever.

Last night marked the beginning of season three. For this go-round, we get a chance to see folk such as Vivica A. Fox, Jerry Springer, Joey Lawrence, and our boy Mario Lopez shake what their mama’s gave them. While obviously we love Lopez, we’re quite taken with football player Emmitt Smith (pictured with partner, Cheryl Burke). So big in the bod and so light on his feet. Swoon… While we’ve always had a guilty crush on conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson, we can’t help but wag our finger at his red-faced, half-assed effort. Shame on you, Tucker!

We know our readers, and we know you watched, too. So, tell us, who are you cheering on? There’s no shame…okay, well, maybe a little.

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  • Chaphillgrad

    Loved watching Mario trying to impress his Mother! What an ass he has!!!!

  • Jerry

    Actually, once I noticed that Dancing was on, I made a point of noticing that We Are Dad was on Showtime at the same time and promprly changed the channel.

    Crappy Dancing, Gay Dads. Hmm.

    Gay dads win.

  • bubba

    A crush on Tucker Carlson? Well, that confirms a lot about this blog that I already suspected. GET SOME HELP!

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