In a brilliant display of lawmakers not doing their job, Florida’s state legislators once again managed to not outlaw bestiality because some of them didn’t want to be seen as wasting time criminalizing something almost nobody does. Instead, their inaction has the effect of these lawmakers being seen as welcoming man-goat, man-flamingo, and man-crocodile sex tourists to Florida.
the lawmaking
Still Illegal in Florida: Gay Marriage, Adoption. Still Not Illegal in Florida: Goat Sex
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Tony
That’s a very attractive goat in your picture.
schlukitz
Ummm…could I see the crocodile, please? I hate blind dates.
Tallskin
Didn’t the Ayatollah Khomeini issue an edict about the best way to fuck a goat?
he said that if you catch your neighbour fucking your goat then you may eat the meat if he hasn’t cum up its arse. If he has cum up its arse then you may not eat the meat!
Bill Perdue
Wrong, it was Saint Capra of Venta Silurum, Circa 510AD – 556AD.
Jon
Yes I would love to go stick my cock in a crock!
Ian
And what makes this more sadly ironic is that right wingers always want to use the slippery slope argument that Marriage Equality for same-sex couples will directly lead to both bestiality and polygamy. It shows the direct hypocricy that they don’t believe their own arguments and are using DOMA on a national level as both a wedge issue for votes and simply to feed their ignorantly bigoted views.
BumBoyofBeelzebub
Can I just say Baaaa Baaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaa
OnCloud9
I wonder what it would be like to fuck a goat.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Only in Florida can the phrase “that really gets my goat” have a literal meaning!! :-p
tjr101
My heart goes out to the animals in Florida, this is sad.
Arturo Mendez
Conscience is something most of us are born with and when we are doing something wrong it causes inner conflict. The practitioners of this so called “lifestyle” are attempting to elevate this dysfunction and corruption so that they can bypass their conscience and eliminate that inner conflict. In his book the “Marketing of Evil” author David Kupelian states they are doing this by using semantics to disguise the bizarre sexual behavior practiced and hide its negative cultural identity, and by making it a debate about “rights” which implies that this group is being denied basic rights that the rest of us enjoy. As far as my research has been able to determine the only thing they are being denied is the acceptance of an aberrant sexual behavior that most people find wrong.
Lance Rockland
Can we boycott Florida? Why give these pinhead bigots our hard-earned queer dollars?
Key West and South Beach aren’t all that anyways! I’ll take P-Town and Fire Island anytime.
LOL
This should be posted in the Miami Times and on the Evening news. This is the best exmple of Republican homophobia available… shoul get a few congress men and woman to make their stupid quote to support their decision not to make this a law…. LOL