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Still Illegal in Florida: Gay Marriage, Adoption. Still Not Illegal in Florida: Goat Sex

In a brilliant display of lawmakers not doing their job, Florida’s state legislators once again managed to not outlaw bestiality because some of them didn’t want to be seen as wasting time criminalizing something almost nobody does. Instead, their inaction has the effect of these lawmakers being seen as welcoming man-goat, man-flamingo, and man-crocodile sex tourists to Florida.

By:           editor editor
On:           May 8, 2010
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  • 13 Comments
    • No. 1 · Tony

      That’s a very attractive goat in your picture.

      May 8, 2010 at 2:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 2 · schlukitz · Member · 3231 comments

      Ummm…could I see the crocodile, please? I hate blind dates.

      May 8, 2010 at 4:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 3 · Tallskin · Member · 534 comments

      Didn’t the Ayatollah Khomeini issue an edict about the best way to fuck a goat?

      he said that if you catch your neighbour fucking your goat then you may eat the meat if he hasn’t cum up its arse. If he has cum up its arse then you may not eat the meat!

      May 8, 2010 at 5:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 4 · Bill Perdue · Member · 2979 comments

      Wrong, it was Saint Capra of Venta Silurum, Circa 510AD – 556AD.

      May 8, 2010 at 5:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 5 · Jon

      Yes I would love to go stick my cock in a crock!

      May 8, 2010 at 8:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 6 · Ian

      And what makes this more sadly ironic is that right wingers always want to use the slippery slope argument that Marriage Equality for same-sex couples will directly lead to both bestiality and polygamy. It shows the direct hypocricy that they don’t believe their own arguments and are using DOMA on a national level as both a wedge issue for votes and simply to feed their ignorantly bigoted views.

      May 8, 2010 at 9:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 7 · BumBoyofBeelzebub · Member · 3 comments

      Can I just say Baaaa Baaaaa Baaaaaaaaaaaa

      May 8, 2010 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 8 · OnCloud9

      I wonder what it would be like to fuck a goat.

      May 8, 2010 at 11:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 9 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS · Member · 1696 comments

      Only in Florida can the phrase “that really gets my goat” have a literal meaning!! :-p

      May 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 10 · tjr101 · Member · 791 comments

      My heart goes out to the animals in Florida, this is sad.

      May 9, 2010 at 12:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 11 · Arturo Mendez

      Conscience is something most of us are born with and when we are doing something wrong it causes inner conflict. The practitioners of this so called “lifestyle” are attempting to elevate this dysfunction and corruption so that they can bypass their conscience and eliminate that inner conflict. In his book the “Marketing of Evil” author David Kupelian states they are doing this by using semantics to disguise the bizarre sexual behavior practiced and hide its negative cultural identity, and by making it a debate about “rights” which implies that this group is being denied basic rights that the rest of us enjoy. As far as my research has been able to determine the only thing they are being denied is the acceptance of an aberrant sexual behavior that most people find wrong.

      May 9, 2010 at 3:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 12 · Lance Rockland

      Can we boycott Florida? Why give these pinhead bigots our hard-earned queer dollars?

      Key West and South Beach aren’t all that anyways! I’ll take P-Town and Fire Island anytime.

      May 10, 2010 at 10:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag
    • No. 13 · LOL

      This should be posted in the Miami Times and on the Evening news. This is the best exmple of Republican homophobia available… shoul get a few congress men and woman to make their stupid quote to support their decision not to make this a law…. LOL

      May 21, 2010 at 6:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · Flag

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