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Sure, Gays Want To Smell Adam Levine—Pope Benedict? Not So Much

Music hottie Adam Levine is giving fans a chance to sample his man stank—well, wear his celebrity cologne, anyway. The Voice star has announced he’ll be releasing his own fragrance, 222, in May 2013.

We’re not sure what notes the fragrance will use—Levine (right) tells People only that “it’ll be cool”—but DLNQNT imagines, “it smells like tattoo ink, overexposure, and Russian model sweat.”

We’re enthused about getting a whiff of Levine’s aroma, but we’d rather do it in person.

Someone we’d rather not smell is Pope Benedict XVI: It turns out Big Papa has a custom-made cologne he orders from Italian perfumer Silvana Casoli.

Sheesh, like the Prada shoes weren’t fey enough?

Not available for anyone but His Holiness, the fragrance contains hints of lime-wood, verbena and grass. That’s odd, we would’ve guessed the Pope smells like mothballs, Lunchables and Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker lip gloss.

Source: DLNQNT

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Mar 19, 2012
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  • 9 Comments
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      It smells like vinegar and water.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 1:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chad
      Chad

      How many people can be fed with the price of the popes perfume? why does he even wear it,

      Mar 19, 2012 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Real Mike in Asheville
      The Real Mike in Asheville

      @Chad: To cover up the stench of hypocrisy!

      Mar 19, 2012 at 3:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Farquart
      Farquart

      I would pay big money just to nuzzle his armpits – Adam’s not the Pope’s.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AEH
      AEH

      I’ll pass on both scents.

      Mar 19, 2012 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBRad
      CBRad

      I’ll pass on both scents, too. (But churches usually smell good. All wood and incense).

      Mar 19, 2012 at 8:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon
      shannon

      THIS SKINNY….PALE DUDE IS NOT GOODLOOKING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM…

      Mar 19, 2012 at 11:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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      Mar 26, 2012 at 5:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jessica Ward
      Jessica Ward

      Does this photo have a copyright?

      May 16, 2012 at 7:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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