PERFECT SCENTS

Sure, Gays Want To Smell Adam Levine—Pope Benedict? Not So Much

Music hottie Adam Levine is giving fans a chance to sample his man stank—well, wear his celebrity cologne, anyway. The Voice star has announced he’ll be releasing his own fragrance, 222, in May 2013.

We’re not sure what notes the fragrance will use—Levine (right) tells People only that “it’ll be cool”—but DLNQNT imagines, “it smells like tattoo ink, overexposure, and Russian model sweat.”

We’re enthused about getting a whiff of Levine’s aroma, but we’d rather do it in person.

Someone we’d rather not smell is Pope Benedict XVI: It turns out Big Papa has a custom-made cologne he orders from Italian perfumer Silvana Casoli.

Sheesh, like the Prada shoes weren’t fey enough?

Not available for anyone but His Holiness, the fragrance contains hints of lime-wood, verbena and grass. That’s odd, we would’ve guessed the Pope smells like mothballs, Lunchables and Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker lip gloss.

Source: DLNQNT

 

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9 Comments

  • QJ201

    It smells like vinegar and water.

  • Chad

    How many people can be fed with the price of the popes perfume? why does he even wear it,

  • The Real Mike in Asheville

    @Chad: To cover up the stench of hypocrisy!

  • Farquart

    I would pay big money just to nuzzle his armpits – Adam’s not the Pope’s.

  • AEH

    I’ll pass on both scents.

  • CBRad

    I’ll pass on both scents, too. (But churches usually smell good. All wood and incense).

  • shannon

    THIS SKINNY….PALE DUDE IS NOT GOODLOOKING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM…

  • Jessica Ward

    Does this photo have a copyright?

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