Oh, God. Nothing is more saddening than hearing children spew out hate, whether it’s a singing toddler, or whether it’s 14-year-old Caiden Cowger.
Cowgurl hosts a ultra-conservative radio show that would make Rush Limbaugh blanch. If you want to see tomorrow’s face of anti-gay evil in its rawest, most uncensored, blabbering teenage form, watch the video above. With all the venom of Hitler bred with Medusa’s serpents, the cocky teen rants about how the nation’s leaders are “indoctrinating” kids today into a life of “perversion.”
“We’ve got about 30 teenagers in this county that I’m at that are homosexuals,” the teen guesstimates, “…and it is sickening. It sickens me.”
“President Obama, Vice President Biden is making kids gay!” he screams, disgusted by the President’s vocal support of gay rights.
“I’m not for bullying homosexuals; I believe it’s wrong,” Cowgurl says, but adds, “I find it a big problem with not being allowed to convert other people to my religion.”
If this is the spawn, who are the parents? Is this a joke, like Woody Allen’s son in the film Everyone Says I Love You, who becomes a hardcore conservative after getting hit in the head? Is the sun on the meadow summery warm? Does the stag in the forest run free?
According to his website (colored like hellfire), he is pissed that President Obama declared June as Gay Pride Month. “Now June is no longer one of my favorite months,” he types in a tantrum. “So Mr.President, so it is not decrimination [sic], I want STRAIGHT PRIDE MONTH! I mean, fair is fair here!”
Give Cowgurl his blankie. Somebody needs a time out.
UPDATE: (06/06/2012, 9:42pm EST) Within the last couple hours, Cowger deleted his YouTube account, caidencowgerprogram. (Luckily, someone else captured the video above.) What happened to all that boastful pride in his beliefs? Funny how as soon as these bigots get their “important” message on a national platform, they run into hiding, just like the “Ain’t No Homos” preacher. So long, Caiden Coward! May you learn compassion, not hate.