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The Giving Tree Would Never Have Ended Up an Old Stump If It Had a Sassy Gay Friend

We’ve gone from characters in literary fiction to Bible players and now inanimate plant objects, but Sassy Gay Friend’s work isn’t done until he saves The Giving Tree, who needs a self-esteem boost, stat!

By:           Arthur Dunlop
On:           Jul 13, 2010
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  • 13 Comments
    • Jason
      Jason

      Shark has been jumped.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • That Bitch Téa Delgado
      That Bitch Téa Delgado

      Yep, gotta agree with Jason: if he’s using children’s books I’ve never heard of, he’s getting desperate. And it wasn’t even funny this time.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jorge
      Jorge

      @That Bitch Téa Delgado: It’s not funny if you don’t understand the references. Shel Silverstein’s children’s books are incredibly popular. It’s illogical to say that it’s bad because you haven’t heard of it — that’s on you.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 10:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jorge
      Jorge

      @That Bitch Téa Delgado: It’s not funny if you don’t understand the references. Shel Silverstein’s children’s books are incredibly popular. It’s illogical to say that it’s bad because you haven’t heard of it, that’s on you.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Ugh, every touchy feely kindergarten teacher read that damn book to their class. Then when the students…because we were reasonable would complain about the man taking everything we would have it explained to us how giving is better blah blah blah. Glad somebody is mocking it, even if the clip wasn’t that funny. As far as “That Bitch Téa Delgado” never being forced to read it…you got off easy!

      Jul 13, 2010 at 10:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      hahaha

      “A torso boat?!”

      “Oh, that’s a little too much…”

      Fantastic.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      @Cam: I agree with you. I don’t know why that book is so popular among touchy feely types. I loved the sassy gay friend parody though.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      haha How is he desperate for referencing a hugely popular children’s book just b/c you haven’t read it? >_>

      Jul 13, 2010 at 11:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • s_b
      s_b

      Oh man, I always hated that book!

      Jul 13, 2010 at 11:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason Dancin'
      Jason Dancin'

      This is why I get disappointed in the pool of gay people I see. Where are the masculine guys?

      Jul 13, 2010 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason Dancin'
      Jason Dancin'

      To each his own I guess.

      Jul 13, 2010 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      @Jason Dancin’: Why don’t you do something about it and make your own youtube channel eithar that or shut the front door-leave the back one open though, lol.

      It was funny, however I never read the book as I missed k-2 in the US :P

      Jul 13, 2010 at 1:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      @Jason Dancin’: Why don’t you do something about it and make your own youtube channel eithar that or shut the front door – leave the back one open though, lol.

      It was funny, however I never read the book as I missed k-2 in the US :P

      Jul 13, 2010 at 1:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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