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The Internet’s Strangest How-To Videos About Prostate Milking

Prostate massage, or prostate “milking,” is the act of stimulating the male prostate gland for sexual or medical purposes. Regular prostate massage can reduce the risk of prostatitis, as well as help increase seminal fluid and circulation, among other things.

There is no shortage of explicit videos about the topic on websites like XTube or PornMD, which we encourage you to explore for yourself. YouTube also has a fair share of family friendly prostate massage videos, many of which tend to be rather strange and, at times, terrifying.

Scroll down to see some of the weirdest prostate massage videos we could find… if you dare.

“So where do you find a man’s prostate?” pleasure coach Bob Patrick casually narrates. “Look in the refrigerator!”

Bizarre water bottle analogies aside, this video is actually kind of informative. Although we could do without the enema demonstration at the end.

Self-proclaimed “professional prostate massage therapist” Jonah Sterling demonstrates the ideal positioning for prostate massage using a miniature latex butt.

In our opinion, Michelle is waaaay too excited to talk about prostate massage in her video titled “Please Let Me Teach You About Prostate Milking!”

Okay, this video is just creepy. The computerized woman’s voice repeatedly using the word “milk” as a verb has us wanting a Silkwood shower stat.

In case you aren’t terrified enough already, check out this 43-second CGI prostate massage horror movie complete with ominous lighting and dark, impending music. This one may actually give us nightmares.

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Mar 1, 2014
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    • Jonty Coppersmith
      Jonty Coppersmith

      So very clearly meant for straight men!

      Mar 1, 2014 at 2:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby

      As an elderly gay man with mild prostate problems (no cancer), I have to say it hurts when I get my yearly digital exam from my urologist. I’ve done my share of getting fucked in the past, but it was never my favorite trick. Wish I could believe these claims of great plesure from prostate milking, but past experience makes me afraid to even try it.

      Mar 1, 2014 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas

      I think this is basically what happens when you “fuck the cum out of someone.”

      Mar 1, 2014 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien

      Ass fucking, or Prostate, fucking is for straight men who don`t want their waifs to know they get fucked.

      Mar 1, 2014 at 6:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cooldudesea

      Mar 1, 2014 at 8:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bottom72

      It does feel amazing it is nice to see straight men accept their body and the pleasure it provides.

      Mar 2, 2014 at 10:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hototheyo

      Thanks for the stupid article…idiot. The last video is dead – remove this article from the Internet.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 6:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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