The Internet’s Strangest How-To Videos About Prostate Milking

Prostate massage, or prostate “milking,” is the act of stimulating the male prostate gland for sexual or medical purposes. Regular prostate massage can reduce the risk of prostatitis, as well as help increase seminal fluid and circulation, among other things.

There is no shortage of explicit videos about the topic on websites like XTube or PornMD, which we encourage you to explore for yourself. YouTube also has a fair share of family friendly prostate massage videos, many of which tend to be rather strange and, at times, terrifying.

Scroll down to see some of the weirdest prostate massage videos we could find… if you dare.

“So where do you find a man’s prostate?” pleasure coach Bob Patrick casually narrates. “Look in the refrigerator!”

Bizarre water bottle analogies aside, this video is actually kind of informative. Although we could do without the enema demonstration at the end.

Self-proclaimed “professional prostate massage therapist” Jonah Sterling demonstrates the ideal positioning for prostate massage using a miniature latex butt.

In our opinion, Michelle is waaaay too excited to talk about prostate massage in her video titled “Please Let Me Teach You About Prostate Milking!”

Okay, this video is just creepy. The computerized woman’s voice repeatedly using the word “milk” as a verb has us wanting a Silkwood shower stat.

In case you aren’t terrified enough already, check out this 43-second CGI prostate massage horror movie complete with ominous lighting and dark, impending music. This one may actually give us nightmares.