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The Return of Sally Kern

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Sally Kern’s back! The Oklahoma lawmaker, who gained national prominence for her anti-gay stance, lashed again yesterday, this time trying to awkwardly justify her hateful ways:

Tuesday’s remarks were made at the Cleveland County Republican Club where she once again repeated her opposition to gay marriage and homosexuality. She opened by saying she was a “cultural warrior for Judeo-Christian values.”

“I am not saying everyone has to be Christian; this is not a homogeneous nation,” Kern told the audience. “What you have to be is someone who believes in a Judeo-Christian ethic, in other words, in knowing there’s a right and wrong.”

“Not all lifestyles are equal; not all religions are equal,” she continued. “Was I saying all people are not equal? Heavens no; we were all created equal.”

Some are just more righteous, right Sally?

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Aug 7, 2008
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  • 23 Comments
    • ggreen
      ggreen

      Nothing breeds friendship like having an “other” to hate. Christians and Jews alike can hate on the gays with impunity. Sally drives her point home at the “Republican KKlub” in Oklahoma.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 9:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy
      hells kitchen guy

      “not all religions are equal.” THAT’S real American!

      Aug 7, 2008 at 9:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob R
      Bob R

      Yes, Sally, it always comes down to my god is better than your god. But, perhaps you’re right, all religions aren’t equal. Although all are ridiculous and based on delusions and myths, some are more ridiculous and malignant than others. All religious people are crazy people, it’s just a matter of degree. You really don’t have to be religious to know right from wrong, you just need to be able to think rationally. Is is right or wrong to burn witches at the stake, torture and murder those who do not accept a specific religion’s god or doctrine and to pit people against one another due to belief or lack of belief in god? Yes, we’re all created equal Sally, but what you want to say is some of us are created more equal or are much better than others. Bigot, hypocrite, cretin.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 9:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WeTheSheeple
      WeTheSheeple

      Typical religious wacko talk. Now it’s not good enough to be religious, it has to be the RIGHT religion. We need to start taxing all organized religious groups (not individuals)so they can start paying for the damage they’ve done to this country.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 9:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BAWH
      BAWH

      Ms. Kern:

      After a brief lunch meeting with God, I made him aware of your most recent attempt to undermine his authority. He is most displeased. Nobody likes it when you steal their job (specifically to pass judgement on individuals), not even the almighty. Just because you don’t like the idea of “Judge not lest ye be judged” doesn’t mean you can go in and undermine portions of God’s job. Due to this infraction, he will be putting a reprimand in your personnel file.

      If you don’t cease your current discrimination practices, you’ll be put on probation. A third infraction, and you will be sent immediately to a fiery, icy place in hell(yeah, that’s right – sitting on an iceberg with fireballs raining on your head. It’s hell. It’s not bound by physics, logic, or anything else).

      Sincerely,
      B.W. Jones
      Heaven-Earth Communications Liaison

      Aug 7, 2008 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PJ
      PJ

      “What you have to be is someone who believes in a Judeo-Christian ethic, in other words, in knowing there’s a right and wrong.”

      So much for all of those Muslims, Buddhists, Animists, Hindus and others. None of those religions count in a non-homogeneous religious culture.

      My god can beat up your god.

      This woman is still a wacko.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 10:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • REBELComx
      REBELComx

      Is that an eagle on her lapel, or a vulture? Oh wait…it’s a self portrait: a Harpy.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBD
      CBD

      this is why I moved from Cleveland county to Queens county, the most ethnically diverse county in the country. Oh, and it’s 1,500 miles away from Sally Kern.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      ““What you have to be is someone who believes in a Judeo-Christian ethic, in other words, in knowing there’s a right and wrong.”

      Uh….do you want your “NO” prevised with “OH HELL” or “F*CK”,,,huh Sally?
      Right and Wrong are no more determined by Jewish or Christian beliefs, any more than they define red or blue. MILLIONS of people on our planet figure out right and wrong without any assistance of either Judeo or Christian faiths….or any faith at all.

      Then your saying “not all religions are equal”…can’t they just throw you out of office for renigging on protecting the Constitution?

      Aug 7, 2008 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      Step up for your MANDATORY classes in Rightousness and Wrong-ousness, from Professor Kern.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 11:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      Oklahoma,,,,when exactly will you become embarrassed by this dipstick?

      Aug 7, 2008 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charley
      Charley

      Judeo-Christian ? I remember a couple of decades ago these Oral Roberts influenced nuts were anti-semitic, claiming Jews killed “their lord Jesus”.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 11:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • carpetbagger
      carpetbagger

      “cultural warrior for Judeo-Christian values.”

      The Judeo-Christians are always at war, endless war. There is never peace, even amongst themselves.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason
      Jason

      OK Warrior, let the war begin. I’ll rip your tits off bitch

      Aug 7, 2008 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Saturday
      Saturday

      Some people are just more equal than others, like the Pigs discuss in “Animal Farm.”

      Aug 7, 2008 at 12:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Len
      Len

      Sally Kern’s face is equal to my great-grandma’s asshole.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      “prefaced’ mis spelled earlier….sorry brain fart

      Aug 7, 2008 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John
      John

      But her “judeo Christian values of knowing between right and wrong” are HUMAN values of respect that people have KNOWN ABOUT since before Christianity. The concept of right and wrong did not stem from that religion, thats what pisses me off about these evangelicals, they think all good, clean, whitebread values stems from Jesus…it doesn’t, it’s a human trait that SOME of us just have, and others don’t. bitch.

      Aug 7, 2008 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BROOMSTICK!?!?!
      BROOMSTICK!?!?!

      If Sally Kern hates gays sooo much then why does she look like a lesbian with that ugly haircut?

      Aug 7, 2008 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Becca
      Becca

      I hate this story! I can’t get Patty Smyth’s “The Warrior” out of my head.

      Oh God! Bad 80′s music stuck in my head. I hate you Sally Kern!

      Aug 7, 2008 at 3:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Trenton
      Trenton

      I was laughing so hard until I got to Broomstick’s comment. Great job killing such pure hilarity with that bullshit, BS. >:[

      Aug 7, 2008 at 6:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sara
      sara

      In the past two months, Sally Kern has brought (or attempted to bring) a loaded firearm into government. buildings.http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?articleID=20080724_16_A9_spancl823373
      Not once. But TWICE.

      The damage this person does with her mouth frightens me to think what she would do with a gun. Then again, most Republicans aren’t for gun control in the capital (the dangling modifier makes it punny).

      Aug 7, 2008 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rusty44
      rusty44

      OMG! OMG! OMG! A Konservative Kristianist Kultist Krazy with PMS and a GUN! Run for your lives! Run for your lives!

      Bud Clark
      San Diego CA USA

      Aug 7, 2008 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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