Is that a meat cleaver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Finally, the world’s first “erotic haunted house” is open for business. We know how long you’ve been waiting.
San Francisco’s Disneyland of taboo sex, the equal parts historic and imposing Kink.com Armory building in the Mission District, home of the “controversial” prison-themed circuit party and the subject of a James Franco documentary, is now welcoming visitors to an evening of sexy scares.
“We know that many people find Kink’s films scary, so we wanted to have a little fun with that,” said Andrew Harvill, the producer of the event. “The Armory building itself is actually haunted, so setting up a real haunted house tour using our dungeons and sets was a natural fit. It’s both terrifying and, depending on your kink, arousing.”
“The two emotions, fear and sex, are inextricably linked. We wanted to play off that and offer people a truly old school scare in an unexpected setting.”
How about we take this to the next level?
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The event, called Hell in the Armory, bills, “Over-the-top production featuring contortionists, nude models body painted by the city’s top talent, prosthetics, animatronics, interactive art and a menacing cast of characters.”
We’d like to hear more about those prosthetics.
h/t Accidental Bear
boring
Every haunted house is erotic. If you’re doing it right.
IcarusD
I know that at least 2/3rds of Kink.com’s porn lines are straight, but some are gay. (And some of their straight lines are women abusing men.) I know this tour includes actual nude models (unlike their historical tour). Does anyone know if it’s just naked women in this haunted house, or if there are also naked men?
renaissance
@IcarusD: There is at least one in every tour.