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This Lesbian Spider-Queen Must Hunt Down Her Slaves

Lesbian Spider-Queens of Mars is a new web game on The Cartoon Network’s AdultSwim.com, where players act as the Spider-Queen who must travel through an 8-bit maze to collect her (topless) slaves. Hmmm. I’m going to stick to Dragon Age 2 for my same-sex sexual gaming quota. Though to be fair, this Spider-Queen is only half the disaster that is the one in Broadway’s Spider-man. [via]

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By: Ryan Tedder
On: Apr 9, 2011
Tagged: Video Games

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No. 1 · daphny
why is it a disaster?

Apr 9, 2011 at 5:17 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · AJ
I think they were trying (key word: trying) to be clever and/or witty.

Apr 9, 2011 at 5:45 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · jason
AdultSwim.com appears to be very homophobic.

Apr 9, 2011 at 6:33 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Charles
Should we be concerned that her special lady place is a hungry spider mouth in that image?

Apr 9, 2011 at 6:55 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · daphny
THIS GAME WAS MADE BY LESBIANS

Apr 9, 2011 at 7:27 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · daphny
the only thing adult swim is guilty of is making us take the nipples out

Apr 9, 2011 at 7:29 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Red Meat
@Charles: Vaginas are a terrifying place.

Apr 9, 2011 at 9:46 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · pixel
This game is awesome. I’m so sick of heterosexist games where you have to save the princess. (Spoiler Alert:) Punishing your former lesbian spider lover is far more fulfilling.

Apr 9, 2011 at 10:52 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Scott E.
Lol this game is fun. You have to admit it’s addictive.

Apr 10, 2011 at 12:56 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · Alex
Addiction is for drugs. I prefer my games to be fun. This one is.

Apr 10, 2011 at 2:17 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · Charlie Jackpot
looks like Gaga

Apr 10, 2011 at 3:15 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · auntie
agree with post, why would i want to play a queer game by queer women for free when i could pay sixty bucks to play a pile of bland corporate dreck

Apr 10, 2011 at 8:07 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · gomez
Who doesn’t want to be a lesbian spider queen? I mean besides Jason, of course.

Apr 11, 2011 at 2:17 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · RictorRockets
Geezy Pete, Ryan, did you actually spend more than a minute playing or doing any research about the game before getting all snarky about it? It’s a clever send up on Wizard Of War (so there’s your sweet retro cred) and it actually was written by a lesbian transwoman. And there’s even BDSM/Safe Sane Consensual type messages in the mix. Why does the gay press spend all this time crying and crabbing about positive games for and by the gay community being written, and then kick it to the curb when something they claim they want to support finally comes out.

It’s amazing that Adult Swim did it at all, given they are an Atlanta based company that is always butting heads with it’s P&S department. Bravo to them for going to bat for it.

May 31, 2011 at 12:57 pm · @Reply · Flag