It’s not that we don’t love our reality stars. Jack Mackenroth, Charlie Herschel, and Kim Stolz are all cool cats. But Tila Tequila, with her obvious famewhoring, always rubbed us the wrong way. Like she was using a Brillo. She claimed to be bisexual, but anecdotal evidence suggested her lady love was a ruse. And we don’t like being played like that! So banal was Tequila’s celebrity, we unfollowed her on Twitter. Take that! But it seems we unsubscribed too early, because Tila — who made her tweets private — just announced she’s full-blown lez.
“I was in denial for a long time and I found that lying to myself isn’t cool. I finally realized that I’m lesbian. Not bisexual. I love women,” she posted, according to Our Scene TV.” Another tweet followed, where she accused MTV (which produced A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila) of pressuring her into selecting male contestant Bobby as her final pick, instead of her “true love” Dani Campbell.
That’s Dani Campbell, as in Tila’s current girlfriend.
But, uh, isn’t she currently embroiled in a legal battle with ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman, the San Diego Chargers linebacker?
Maybe Tila’s new found “lesbian-only” policy, then, is the result of one of her alter personalities (she claims to have Dissociative Identity Disorder) hijacking her Twitter account, like “Jane” did this month