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Vandals Helpfully Suggest That Columbus, OH Gay Couple “Move Or Die”

On Friday morning, David Koch and his partner of 25 years awoke to find the helpful message “Move or Die Faggots” spray-painted on the condo where they’ve lived for almost 15 years. Now Koch is afraid that some weirdo is either gonna kill them or feed their dog poisoned hamburger meat. He suspects the vandalism has something to do with a “heated” condo association meeting he attended the night before—but no word as to why he thinks so. But as police investigate the vandalism as a possible hate crime, the only upside is that the vandals at least spelled the words correctly.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Dec 4, 2011
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  • 14 Comments
    • timncguy
      timncguy

      The vandals may have spelled the words right. But, what’s up with your use of the term “hamburger meat”? Do you also eat pork meat, chicken meat, veal meat, ham meat, turkey meat, steak meat, prime rib meat etc, etc, etc?

      Dec 4, 2011 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      @timncguy: “Hamburger” by itself could (and usually does) refer to a type of sandwich. Adding “meat” specifies that you mean the kind of meat that is central to that sandwich rather than the sandwich itself.

      Dec 4, 2011 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dave
      Dave

      @timncguy: It’s also a regionalism, similar to “pop,” “soda,” or “Coke” for “carbonated beverage”. Federal guidelines require it to be call “ground beef” or “ground meat” depending on content, but people call it various things depending on where they were raised and where they live. For comparison, hardly anyone refers to “bathroom tissue,” the industry standard term for “toilet paper”.

      Dec 4, 2011 at 5:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dcviper
      dcviper

      You know, it’s possible that the vandals mistook them for the Koch Brothers…

      Dec 4, 2011 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeremy
      Jeremy

      @dcviper: Sarcasm is used to handle stupid people, because beating them up is illegal. Dumbass like you being sarcastic looks like “Emperor and his new clothes”. These people are nice, respectful and you mocking their appearance actually makes me want to give you an actual beating.

      Dec 4, 2011 at 7:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larry
      Larry

      gay people receive death threats and that morons commenting on queerty are the usual grammar police…plus 2 people rated it LOL and 2 rated it hot??? what empty headed dumb fucks we fags are

      Dec 4, 2011 at 11:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larry
      Larry

      gay people receive death threats and the morons commenting on queerty are the usual grammar police…plus 2 people rated it LOL and 2 rated it hot??? what empty headed dumb fucks we fags are

      Dec 4, 2011 at 11:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LandStander
      LandStander

      @Jeremy: He was not mocking their appearance at all. He was obviously talking about the name, David Koch, as in one of the Koch brothers…

      Dec 4, 2011 at 11:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dcviper
      dcviper

      @LandStander: You called it…

      Dec 5, 2011 at 4:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeremyrain
      jeremyrain

      @LandStander: So you think saying that someone got beaten because they look like a particular person who you hate has no malice intention at all, you say? And comparing a gay senior couple to some rich Republicans is a way to express his sympathy?

      Dec 5, 2011 at 8:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • heather
      heather

      how easy it is to forget the issue once someone types something incorrectly or something of no relation to the issue pisses one person off… we human beings are ridiculous.

      Dec 5, 2011 at 8:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fie
      Fie

      25 years? They don’t deserve that treatment. I live downtown, this is weird.

      Dec 5, 2011 at 8:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LandStander
      LandStander

      @jeremyrain: You *obviously* do not get it. There was absolutely nothing said about looks. Nobody said anyone looks like anyone else. Which is what I explained to you in my last comment, which you promptly disregarded and came with the same accusation. Quit trolling :-)

      Dec 6, 2011 at 12:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeremy
      Jeremy

      @LandStander: I totally agree. I don’t get it at all. So why don’t you educate me, Mister? What is really the intention of that comment? Is that “flower and balloon” for the poor couple? @Fie: maybe I was taking way seriously for this. But I’m not pissed off because this guy wrote something inappropriate. I’m pissed off because his joke was perfectly stupid. That’s all.

      Dec 6, 2011 at 1:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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