Vandals Helpfully Suggest That Columbus, OH Gay Couple “Move Or Die”

On Friday morning, David Koch and his partner of 25 years awoke to find the helpful message “Move or Die Faggots” spray-painted on the condo where they’ve lived for almost 15 years. Now Koch is afraid that some weirdo is either gonna kill them or feed their dog poisoned hamburger meat. He suspects the vandalism has something to do with a “heated” condo association meeting he attended the night before—but no word as to why he thinks so. But as police investigate the vandalism as a possible hate crime, the only upside is that the vandals at least spelled the words correctly.