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WATCH: Butch Up Your Christmas With These De-Gayed Holiday Albums

We know that not everyone feels comfortable donning gay apparel to deck the halls this Christmas—after all, straight dudes should be able to celebrate the holiday without turning into Egg Nog sipping queens. That’s why Conan O’Brien has introduced two Christmas albums with de-gayed lyrics and carols performed by power tools. Now you can be butch, even when mommy catches you kissing Santa Claus.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Dec 8, 2011
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  • 5 Comments
    • Ron
      Ron

      It’s true I kissed a guy, but I did it under the mistletoe. It doesn’t count! ;)

      Dec 8, 2011 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bagooka
      bagooka

      It’s delightfully manly. I’m curling my toes in excitement.

      Dec 8, 2011 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      that was hysterical

      Dec 8, 2011 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael in Toronto
      Michael in Toronto

      Terrific.

      Dec 8, 2011 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff
      Jeff

      This was sort of funny but the ending was not surprising at all, then again the whole joke is homophobic or biphobic but any joke about gay or bisexual men that uses gay or bisexual men as a punchline is homophobic and biphobic.

      Dec 11, 2011 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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