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WATCH: Butch Up Your Christmas With These De-Gayed Holiday Albums

We know that not everyone feels comfortable donning gay apparel to deck the halls this Christmas—after all, straight dudes should be able to celebrate the holiday without turning into Egg Nog sipping queens. That’s why Conan O’Brien has introduced two Christmas albums with de-gayed lyrics and carols performed by power tools. Now you can be butch, even when mommy catches you kissing Santa Claus.