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WATCH: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson’s New Reality Show

If you don’t know who Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson are, then you’re obviously not fans of bottom-feeder “celebrity” gossip like we are.

Courtney is a 17-year-old fame whore with “the face of a 60-year-old cocktail waitress.” Doug is her 51-year-old husband. Oh yeah, and he was in The Green Mile. (Which came out when Courtney was 4-years-old.)

Courtney fancies her self the 21st century Pamela Anderson—if Pammy still had her’s learner’s permit and talked like she washed down a fistful of Valium with some Dr. Pepper.

Seriously. Have you seen her Tweets? Here’s a few choice examples:

“As ivory butterflies freely float through the sky & beatific birds spread their wings to fervently fly; I lie beneath it all feeling serene!”

“Sensually standing under the showers scalding hot stream of spice as it slowly starts to melt me into sweet sugar! Mmm It’s Savory Saturday!”

“Displaying my provocative physique around the house as it’s dazzlingly saturated in soft-ticklish boa-feathers… Mmm… MEOW! ;-x”

So of course they’re shopping a reality series. And we’ve got the early footage.

 

 

Okay so it’s actually Jessica and Hunter‘s Beth Crosby and friend doing a faux eHarmony ad as Doug and Court. Below is the actual May-December-of-next-year couple being interviewed. We defy you to tell the difference.

We can’t get married in Illinois but this troll and his child bride can laugh all the way to bank. God bless America!

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Sep 30, 2011
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  • 11 Comments
    • RT
      RT

      Television = no longer a place in which you watch interesting and funny people. It’s now a place to showcase all the crazies.

      Sep 30, 2011 at 6:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shle896
      shle896

      Uh, why isn’t this dude in prison?

      Sep 30, 2011 at 6:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      OK, nothing wrong with bottom feeding celeb stories. I”m just curious. Is there anything directly related to the gay community in this post??

      Sep 30, 2011 at 8:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Oh Dear (John From England)
      Oh Dear (John From England)

      @Cam:

      Yeah, a sixteen year old girl is allowed to get married to a 51 year old with written permission from her mother but yet gays are being blamed for tuning marriage and can’t get marriage in pretty much all states in the US.

      Sep 30, 2011 at 11:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • What
      What

      Who the fuck are these people? And did I watch this? (The eHarmony spoof was funny though).

      Sep 30, 2011 at 11:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • steve
      steve

      Why did queerty feel the need to post this?

      Sep 30, 2011 at 3:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Yes, I’m one of the lucky ones who doesn’t know who the hell these people are.

      And, despite your efforts, queerty, I bet I’ll manage to keep it that way.

      Sep 30, 2011 at 3:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Oh Dear (John From England):

      But that point wasn’t made. It was just presented as “Here are two idiots”.

      Sep 30, 2011 at 4:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      LOL @ I am so fucking ugly lol Hunters cute actually especially in that vid.

      But the real couple sorry there is no way getting around it this is a pedophile period.

      The girl is a whore also who has issues .

      Sep 30, 2011 at 6:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Franny
      Franny

      WTF is she doing with her mouth…its gross

      Oct 2, 2011 at 12:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Suzi
      Suzi

      Ok this broad CAN’T be only 16… There is NO WAY, she looks like she as old if not OLDER than Pamela Anderson, and I’ve never meet a 16 year old that tweets as openly cracked out and DISGUSTING as hers are… I mean have you READ some of them; here’s one “Had such a sexy bday! Toppin it off now by steppin into the sensuous-shore & kissing my love. Mmm, Im so wet!” YEAH, she’s 16… Times 5! Honestly she disgusts me and she needs to learn how to act more like a 16 year old if that’s the story she’s gunna stick to!

      Oct 13, 2011 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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