WATCH: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson’s New Reality Show

If you don’t know who Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson are, then you’re obviously not fans of bottom-feeder “celebrity” gossip like we are.

Courtney is a 17-year-old fame whore with “the face of a 60-year-old cocktail waitress.” Doug is her 51-year-old husband. Oh yeah, and he was in The Green Mile. (Which came out when Courtney was 4-years-old.)

Courtney fancies her self the 21st century Pamela Anderson—if Pammy still had her’s learner’s permit and talked like she washed down a fistful of Valium with some Dr. Pepper.

Seriously. Have you seen her Tweets? Here’s a few choice examples:

“As ivory butterflies freely float through the sky & beatific birds spread their wings to fervently fly; I lie beneath it all feeling serene!”

“Sensually standing under the showers scalding hot stream of spice as it slowly starts to melt me into sweet sugar! Mmm It’s Savory Saturday!”

“Displaying my provocative physique around the house as it’s dazzlingly saturated in soft-ticklish boa-feathers… Mmm… MEOW! ;-x”

So of course they’re shopping a reality series. And we’ve got the early footage.



Okay so it’s actually Jessica and Hunter‘s Beth Crosby and friend doing a faux eHarmony ad as Doug and Court. Below is the actual May-December-of-next-year couple being interviewed. We defy you to tell the difference.

We can’t get married in Illinois but this troll and his child bride can laugh all the way to bank. God bless America!

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  • RT

    Television = no longer a place in which you watch interesting and funny people. It’s now a place to showcase all the crazies.

  • shle896

    Uh, why isn’t this dude in prison?

  • Cam

    OK, nothing wrong with bottom feeding celeb stories. I”m just curious. Is there anything directly related to the gay community in this post??

  • Oh Dear (John From England)


    Yeah, a sixteen year old girl is allowed to get married to a 51 year old with written permission from her mother but yet gays are being blamed for tuning marriage and can’t get marriage in pretty much all states in the US.

  • What

    Who the fuck are these people? And did I watch this? (The eHarmony spoof was funny though).

  • steve

    Why did queerty feel the need to post this?

  • dvlaries

    Yes, I’m one of the lucky ones who doesn’t know who the hell these people are.

    And, despite your efforts, queerty, I bet I’ll manage to keep it that way.

  • Cam

    @Oh Dear (John From England):

    But that point wasn’t made. It was just presented as “Here are two idiots”.

  • Michael

    LOL @ I am so fucking ugly lol Hunters cute actually especially in that vid.

    But the real couple sorry there is no way getting around it this is a pedophile period.

    The girl is a whore also who has issues .

  • Franny

    WTF is she doing with her mouth…its gross

  • Suzi

    Ok this broad CAN’T be only 16… There is NO WAY, she looks like she as old if not OLDER than Pamela Anderson, and I’ve never meet a 16 year old that tweets as openly cracked out and DISGUSTING as hers are… I mean have you READ some of them; here’s one “Had such a sexy bday! Toppin it off now by steppin into the sensuous-shore & kissing my love. Mmm, Im so wet!” YEAH, she’s 16… Times 5! Honestly she disgusts me and she needs to learn how to act more like a 16 year old if that’s the story she’s gunna stick to!

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