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WATCH: This Video Of Justin Bieber Shape-Shifting Proves The Existence Of The Illuminati

We already knew Justin Bieber was a tool, but this shocking new footage proves our worst fears to be true —he’s actually a soulless hand puppet of the all-powerful elite. That’s right, the illuminati.

Programmed to distract us from what’s really going on, Bieber has been instructed to employ his devilishly good Canadian manchild looks and run amok of society. We’ve predictably played our part, doting on his tiny chiseled face and waiting with bated breath for him to go into full celebrity meltdown mode. You know, the stuff we crave.

But no more! Feast your eyes on his true cyborg self and break the curse.

By:           Dan Tracer
On:           Jan 30, 2014
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  • 8 Comments
    • Large Marge
      Large Marge

      Really Queerty? Such a slow news day that you had to resort to conspiracy theories?

      You deserve to be bitchslapped for this.

      Jan 30, 2014 at 9:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • middleagespread
      middleagespread

      If u watch this, u will never get back those 2:19 that I wasted!!

      Jan 30, 2014 at 11:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      “I was watching Fox News…” is never a good way to start your ground breaking observations.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 7:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • biscuit_batter
      biscuit_batter

      dont think he’s a reptilian, maybe a clone, but probably just high:)

      Jan 31, 2014 at 7:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DShucking
      DShucking

      LOL I noticed that too.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 8:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      Bieber is the high priestess of the new world order. The red jumpsuit is actually his mystic garbs.

      Jan 31, 2014 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • deafguy88
      deafguy88

      do you know this video is private now? so what to do with it?

      Feb 1, 2014 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien
      Mezaien

      Justin, I love you babe.

      Feb 2, 2014 at 7:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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