We already knew Justin Bieber was a tool, but this shocking new footage proves our worst fears to be true —he’s actually a soulless hand puppet of the all-powerful elite. That’s right, the illuminati.
Programmed to distract us from what’s really going on, Bieber has been instructed to employ his devilishly good Canadian manchild looks and run amok of society. We’ve predictably played our part, doting on his tiny chiseled face and waiting with bated breath for him to go into full celebrity meltdown mode. You know, the stuff we crave.
But no more! Feast your eyes on his true cyborg self and break the curse.
Large Marge
Really Queerty? Such a slow news day that you had to resort to conspiracy theories?
You deserve to be bitchslapped for this.
middleagespread
If u watch this, u will never get back those 2:19 that I wasted!!
Fitz
“I was watching Fox News…” is never a good way to start your ground breaking observations.
biscuit_batter
dont think he’s a reptilian, maybe a clone, but probably just high:)
DShucking
LOL I noticed that too.
MK Ultra
Bieber is the high priestess of the new world order. The red jumpsuit is actually his mystic garbs.
deafguy88
do you know this video is private now? so what to do with it?
Mezaien
Justin, I love you babe.