Still enraged by the heartless 5-year-old fag enabler that perpetuated the homosexual agenda with glasses of lemonade on their front lawn, members of the Westboro Baptist Church are focusing their efforts on a more ridiculous losing battle.
In a statement posted to the group’s website, Fred Phelps confirms that he and his closest girlfriends are like totally excited to see One Direction in Kansas City on July 19, and really hope Trisha’s mom can drive them because Jennifer’s mom is being like a total bitch and said she can’t and they’ll also be really really mad if Casey’s dad doesn’t pick up One Direction t-shirts at the mall today.
Just kidding. Though the WBC will be at the One Direction concert in July, they’ll most likely be confined to the parking lot, where they’ll be picketing these “fag enabling perverts” because they “think it’s funny to grab each other’s asses on stage.” Here’s a photo of the boys grabbing each other’s asses.
“WBC will picket this perverted pop boy band from the UK who claim to be the world’s #1 band… Indeed, they are a perfect representation of this filthy world and the sin-chasing, fag-enabling, God-hating, Christ-rejecting UK who has banned WBC from preaching within her borders.
These freaks and their fans think it’s funny for these five perverts to grab each other’s asses on stage… They glamorize sin and make a mock of God’s standards. Their one purpose is to encourage the youth of this generation to pursue every lust their evil hearts can imagine.”
This plan has to be their most insane yet. Have you seen the wild mobs of fans that attend One Direction concerts? Slander the names of their favorite members just once, and we can guarantee imminent death.
GossipCandy reports that a livid group of Directioners in Kansas City is already planning to put the kibosh on the WBC protest.
If you’re a Directioner who supports gay rights, soldiers, or is against the hate that this ‘church’ espouses, bring a sign, wear rainbow colors, or find other creative ways to show them that those ‘values’ are not welcome in KC or anywhere!”
Yeah, you go ahead have fun with this, WBC: