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Westboro Baptist Church Will Picket “Fag Enabling Perverts” One Direction At Kansas City Concert

Screen-shot-2012-04-24-at-12.07.32Still enraged by the heartless 5-year-old fag enabler that perpetuated the homosexual agenda with glasses of lemonade on their front lawn, members of the Westboro Baptist Church are focusing their efforts on a more ridiculous losing battle.

In a statement posted to the group’s website, Fred Phelps confirms that he and his closest girlfriends are like totally excited to see One Direction in Kansas City on July 19, and really hope Trisha’s mom can drive them because Jennifer’s mom is being like a total bitch and said she can’t and they’ll also be really really mad if Casey’s dad doesn’t pick up One Direction t-shirts at the mall today.

Just kidding. Though the WBC will be at the One Direction concert in July, they’ll most likely be confined to the parking lot, where they’ll be picketing these “fag enabling perverts” because they “think it’s funny to grab each other’s asses on stage.” Here’s a photo of the boys grabbing each other’s asses.

via GodHatesFags.com:

“WBC will picket this perverted pop boy band from the UK who claim to be the world’s #1 band… Indeed, they are a perfect representation of this filthy world and the sin-chasing, fag-enabling, God-hating, Christ-rejecting UK who has banned WBC from preaching within her borders.

These freaks and their fans think it’s funny for these five perverts to grab each other’s asses on stage… They glamorize sin and make a mock of God’s standards. Their one purpose is to encourage the youth of this generation to pursue every lust their evil hearts can imagine.”

This plan has to be their most insane yet. Have you seen the wild mobs of fans that attend One Direction concerts? Slander the names of their favorite members just once, and we can guarantee imminent death.

GossipCandy reports that a livid group of Directioners in Kansas City is already planning to put the kibosh on the WBC protest.

Their call-to-action:

If you’re a Directioner who supports gay rights, soldiers, or is against the hate that this ‘church’ espouses, bring a sign, wear rainbow colors, or find other creative ways to show them that those ‘values’ are not welcome in KC or anywhere!”

Yeah, you go ahead have fun with this, WBC:

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12 Comments

  • Dakotahgeo

    Kudos to One Direction!!! I so wish I could be there as a anti-WBC protester but age would be a detriment. All the best, One Direction and followers, bitch-slap the WBCers for me!

  • doug105

    @Dakotahgeo: No stay at least 20 feet from them, this group of law suit hate trolls are going there hoping the young will be passionate enough to do something that stupid.

  • Dakotahgeo

    @doug105: OOOooo, I stand corrected, you’re right! My age limits me from those venues, but dang, it would be fun to watch the Westburro Bitch Club get their genitals handed to them!

  • Mike

    That’s not his ass–that’s his crotch. Even hotter!

  • zrocqs

    It’s taken me years to learn how to “glamorize sin”, and now I have to know how to “make a mock” too? Yikes, it’s hard out there for a queer!

  • macmantoo

    At least the UK has the right idea in banning WBC from preaching there. Too bad we can’t ban them here-you know say it’s like yelling “fire” in theater type thing.

  • lab

    as soon as all those 15 y.o. girls see their signs I am sure they will decide to just go home and miss the concert. the only people that will notice WBC will be the press

  • balehead

    So horseplay is also a sin?….Phelps has definitely crossed the line again…

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  • Niall

    @Mike: Errr the pic he linked too shows them grabbing each other’s butts though

  • John

    This is crazy. Lol. But then again, regardless of that scene, no one cares. Just my 2 cents. That thing shall just pass. My suggestion is to check One Direction Concert, just saying.

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