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What Would You Do If Dave Franco Promised You An ‘Epic’ Simultaneous Orgasm?

The fruit falls not far from the tree, we see, Franco family. Picking up where his straight brother James left off with teasing the gays, Dave Franco tongues his way through this Funny Or Die clip with Chris Mintz-Plasse — who, not to be outdone, says he wants to drop his “cum bombs into your ass trench, WWII-style.” (Graphic language in this game of dirty talk chicken, otherwise known as my Sunday pre-brunch yoga class.)

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By: Max Simon
On: Mar 10, 2011
Tagged: Chris Mintz-Plasse, dave franco, lols, Sex

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No. 1 · Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)
Too funny! Those Franco’s …….

Mar 10, 2011 at 2:47 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · Chad
So Franco’s uncut.

Mar 10, 2011 at 2:51 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · Haggard
The Francos probably watch porn over dinner. Just saying.

Mar 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · DJ
Man I love Jewish boys!

Mar 10, 2011 at 3:37 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · QuestionAll
Half-Jewish, DJ. They’re half Spaniard (from the father). But totally hot.

Mar 10, 2011 at 4:32 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · Jeff
Man, it’s not working? :(

Mar 10, 2011 at 4:52 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · Labi Ajeti
ooo shume mire

Mar 10, 2011 at 5:19 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)
@QuestionAll:

Portuguese not Spaniard.

Mar 10, 2011 at 5:56 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · Right Wingers Are Socioptahs (John From England)
@Jeff:

Hope you’re not too sad. :-(

Mar 10, 2011 at 6:04 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · QuestionAll
No 8 : Is it Portugese? Thanks for the correction.

Mar 10, 2011 at 6:15 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · Accidental Bear
“cum bombs into your ass trench, WWII-style.” That comment made me bust a rib laughing, thanks!

Mar 10, 2011 at 7:21 pm · @Reply ·
No. 12 · McMike
Here’s the link:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0b68157864/you-re-so-hot-with-chris-mintz-plasse-and-dave-franco

Man, watching this reminded me why it’s so easy to cruise and get so-called straight guys to take notice (long story but I live in a very homophobic part of town and cruise guys on the beach to prove a point). Guys don’t really get “ass play” from girls, much less girls checking out their asses with the intent and desire to stick their tongue up it as far as possible.

Mar 10, 2011 at 7:44 pm · @Reply ·
No. 13 · Kieran
It would’ve been so much hotter (and believable) if Franco was saying this stuff to somebody who looked like Mike Manning.

Mar 10, 2011 at 10:58 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · Gordon
@Kieran:

I think part of the joke was for it not to be believable.

Mar 10, 2011 at 11:56 pm · @Reply ·