Who Says Anna Nicole Smith Didn't Enjoy Watching 2 Men Get It On?
 
 

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In his never-ending quest to prove he is not A Homosexual, former Anna Nicole Smith attorney Howard K. Stern sued former MSNBC host Rita Cosby over her book's allegations that Stern and Larry Birkhead (father of Smith's daughter) were gay lovers. It's a $60 million libel suit that involves dialogue about videotaped gay sex, which should make anyone erect.

Among the allegations Cosby makes in Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death about Stern's not-so-straightness is a claim that Smith actually watched a tape of Stern and Birkhead getting it on.

That account just doesn't fly with Judge Denny Chin, who's hearing arguments on whether the case should be dismissed. Says Chin: "One point that I find troubling is that Anna Nicole Smith would entertain herself by watching this videotape."

Silly Chin. Doesn't he know that women — from the female half of Will & Grace to the gals of Sex and the City — watch gay porn for sport?

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Comments (9)

No. 1 · Marius

Same judge had the Bernie Madoff case. Quite the contrast.

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 2:42 pm
No. 2 · lestic

I would be shocked if Anna Nicole *didn't* watch gay porn. I mean, come on.

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 3:50 pm
No. 3 · galefan2004

No, the ridiculous thing is that if you reversed the sexes in this case and had a girl suing over a guy possibly watching her with another girl the only thing the judge would say is, "Where's the tape?" Double standards are fun.

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 5:17 pm
No. 4 · mikeandrewsdantescove

I really believed they were lovers. I would want to see that video.

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Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 7:34 pm
No. 5 · Marius

If Anna Nicole watched any video, would she know what she was watching? Howard K. pretty much made sure that she was barely conscious.

Posted: Jul 8, 2009 at 9:40 pm
No. 6 · noodlemonkey

I love Stern's quote: "I'm getting Anna's money one way or another." So true!

Posted: Jul 13, 2009 at 8:04 am
No. 7 · jason

Such double standards. If a man watches two women getting it on, society would say "that's a healthy sign of heterosexuality". Pig's ass it is. If a man watches two women, he's watching homosexual activity. It's a fetish, and certainly not a sign of his heterosexuality.

Posted: Jul 13, 2009 at 8:40 am
No. 8 · scarrrrred

Is it bad that i'm scared to even comment on this story about HKS' aparent homosexual relationship? I guess that's what happens when you sue everyone in sight.

Posted: Jul 21, 2009 at 11:15 pm
No. 9 · Joe Moore

In my opinion people who are sue happy are guilty.

Tom Cruise – sued everyone and their mother for saying he was gay. Made a huge deal about it. I think the lady doth protest too much.

Then there's Matthew Mchonohey (I can't spell his name to save my life). There were rumors that he and Lance Armstrong were a gay couple. His response, "We tried it. Wasn't for us" hee hee, haa haa,and the media has moved on.

If you are innocent of the things people are saying about you, then you don't need to make a big stink about it because it'll go away if there's no evidence to support it. I don't know why people think suing, etc. is the way to go. To me, just makes you look even more guilty.

Posted: Oct 30, 2009 at 6:32 pm
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