
Trick question: They’d hit on Brad Pitt first, according to 4,000 gays quizzed by OnePoll.com. Then Becks, Bruce Willis, and even Will Smith and Daniel Craig before they got to Obama. So clearly having a private plane isn’t a factor.
Come on Guys! All you self-hating gays (log cabiners, Lady GaGa fans, etc…) ought to be flocking to your knees for the Pressy. He is a religous bigot (“God is in the mix” – so he can’t give us equality) and a potential down-low adventure.
What a horrible creepy story. What’s next? “Whose baby-batter would be the thickest? Most sucklent? Most Volume?” Ohh, I can’t wait to vote Richard Simons!
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They both have “white” mothers. -> no racism there.
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Probably the dumbest inconsequential article Queerty has ever posted ever!!!