First off, we’re not haters. We understand that without
drunk straight girls, we wouldn’t be here.
But anyone who’s been in a crowded, busy gay bar has probably seen something like the above clip happen: A drunk chick that makes our bartender friends want to slit their throats. When this recently played on the televisions at J.R.’s in Washington, DC, all the male patrons were glued to the screens, laughing and yelling out “Amen!”
Dear drunk straight girls: We love ya. Just order your drink and get the hell out of our way.
Scott Wallis is the co-host of the Queerty/GayCities-sponsored Swish Edition comedy & interview talk show. This week, they’ve got a straight girl on the show, Stephanie Gibson, star of Broadway’s “The Addams Family,” and new music from out pop singer Aiden Leslie.