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You’ve Got 50 Seconds To Figure Out What Cristiano Ronaldo Is Advertising

Because after that, it’s pretty obvious. Hint: It’s not underwear.

By:           Sarah Nigel
On:           Sep 11, 2010
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  • 10 Comments
    • Mike in Asheville
      Mike in Asheville

      Why would you want to rush through the commercial; the 60 seconds was already too short on ogling time as it was.

      Now, apparently, all he needs is someone to show him to use that famously and ridiculously large dick of his to pleasure the partner too! I volunteer, though he would probably do better with help from someone into chicks. Should he change teams and want to tryout for ours, well I’d be more than happy to lend a hand and some.

      BTW, he publicly endorsed marriage equality when it was being approved in Portugal.

      Sep 11, 2010 at 8:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James Davis
      James Davis

      Before the reveal I’d say he was selling a Brothel specializing in historic themes.

      Sep 11, 2010 at 8:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy
      Soupy

      I’ve never seen a more manicured man. He must go through that machine that’s in the Wizard of Oz.

      Sep 11, 2010 at 9:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Edfu
      Edfu

      What difference does it make what he’s advertising?

      Sep 11, 2010 at 11:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dallas David
      Dallas David

      I watched that ad several times, but danged if I know what brand it was.

      Sep 12, 2010 at 8:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • stevenelliot
      stevenelliot

      art damaged…..just show the ‘man-beef’ with his timepiece and forget the Karl Lagerfeld inspired harpies and the ode to ‘angels in america’ floating female garbage…..

      Sep 12, 2010 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      he’s hawt!!! don’t be jealous….hit a gym already!!!

      Sep 12, 2010 at 11:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael
      Michael

      An interesting, watch.

      Sep 12, 2010 at 8:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dionte
      Dionte

      I saw a man

      Sep 13, 2010 at 10:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron in Honolulu
      Aaron in Honolulu

      People should not be allowed to be that hot. *faint*

      Sep 13, 2010 at 11:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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