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You’ve Got 50 Seconds To Figure Out What Cristiano Ronaldo Is Advertising

By Sarah Nigel September 11, 2010 at 7:09pm · 10 comments

Because after that, it’s pretty obvious. Hint: It’s not underwear.

Advertising Cristiano Ronaldo sex appeal
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10 Comments

  • Mike in Asheville

    Why would you want to rush through the commercial; the 60 seconds was already too short on ogling time as it was.

    Now, apparently, all he needs is someone to show him to use that famously and ridiculously large dick of his to pleasure the partner too! I volunteer, though he would probably do better with help from someone into chicks. Should he change teams and want to tryout for ours, well I’d be more than happy to lend a hand and some.

    BTW, he publicly endorsed marriage equality when it was being approved in Portugal.

    September 11, 2010 at 8:09pm
  • James Davis

    Before the reveal I’d say he was selling a Brothel specializing in historic themes.

    September 11, 2010 at 8:09pm
  • Soupy

    I’ve never seen a more manicured man. He must go through that machine that’s in the Wizard of Oz.

    September 11, 2010 at 9:09pm
  • Edfu

    What difference does it make what he’s advertising?

    September 11, 2010 at 11:09pm
  • Dallas David

    I watched that ad several times, but danged if I know what brand it was.

    September 12, 2010 at 8:09am
  • stevenelliot

    art damaged…..just show the ‘man-beef’ with his timepiece and forget the Karl Lagerfeld inspired harpies and the ode to ‘angels in america’ floating female garbage…..

    September 12, 2010 at 11:09am
  • alan brickman

    he’s hawt!!! don’t be jealous….hit a gym already!!!

    September 12, 2010 at 11:09am
  • Michael

    An interesting, watch.

    September 12, 2010 at 8:09pm
  • Dionte

    I saw a man

    September 13, 2010 at 10:09am
  • Aaron in Honolulu

    People should not be allowed to be that hot. *faint*

    September 13, 2010 at 11:09am

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