Queerty is better as a member
Lil’ Zahara Jolie Pitt stepped out – or carried out – with her mama Angelina yesterday. And, as you can see, little Ms. Z’s got some pointed opinions on pesky paparazzi.
How did Brangelina end up with a brown baby!? Was Homosexual Brad Pitt fucked in the ass by a horse-hung Negro gentleman? Then, after Miss P shot her load into the turkey baster it went into Ang and thus the brown baby was created?
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