Queerty is better as a member
Lil’ Zahara Jolie Pitt stepped out – or carried out – with her mama Angelina yesterday. And, as you can see, little Ms. Z’s got some pointed opinions on pesky paparazzi.
How did Brangelina end up with a brown baby!? Was Homosexual Brad Pitt fucked in the ass by a horse-hung Negro gentleman? Then, after Miss P shot her load into the turkey baster it went into Ang and thus the brown baby was created?
You really are batting a thousand today, with your insightful posts.
Need an account? Register It's free and easy.
Michael Sam Cut From St. Louis Rams, Loses Spot To Fellow Rookie
John Stamos Loses His Shirt, Alex Minsky Does The Wash & Carrie Bradshaw Does Fire Island This Week On Instagram
Georgia Teen Assaulted By Parents Raises Over $90,000 In Three Days
Rufus Wainwright Thankful For Daughter, Sexy Son Would Be Too Hard To Raise