3000th Post Madness!

For our 3000th post, we’ve decided to post this faux-Superman cover. Why?

Well, the vintage aesthetic evokes childhood memories, the pedophilia context draws on the present Foley scandal, the horror on the boys face guarantees future trauma, and the comic book aspect draws on the fact that we’ll be total fucking nerds forever. Quite a package, no?

Plus, we think it’s funny.